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作词 : Godfrey, Godfrey, Skye ... |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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the name of this entertainement is |
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women lose weight |
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our first years of mariage everything was just great |
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but after two kids |
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and a weight gain factor |
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the fact is |
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now shes completely unattractive |
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look fat chicks |
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i dont mean to sound rude |
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i tell her nice hit the gym |
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and dont eat so much food |
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but no |
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your shallow |
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you need to run the course of unconditionnal love and so forth |
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but how if desires is not there |
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thats just a lamon |
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divorces, child support alamony payments |
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my unhappiness i doubt discourage |
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so hurry for an easier way out of this marriage |
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meanwhile my secretary june well groomed |
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when you gonna leave your wife |
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i tell her soon mommy soon i assume |
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or my destiny is blue |
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intrest only |
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the only thing left for me to do is to kill her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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im gonna have to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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kill her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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im gonna have to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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my place against all shanagans |
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kinda rammed in |
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knowin nothing about poison |
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and i cant swim |
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bad intentions pumpin |
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might as well become a nun |
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cut her lungs or the obvious robbery gone wrong |
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what the catch is do i have the nerve to dispatch this |
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who could i get to help me murder this fat chick |
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guess i have to play a dude robbin on wednesday |
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the day she usually goes food shopping |
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anyway long story short hit the side of her chrysler |
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sent her clean over the divider |
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"you bastard" she said as the wreck went tumblin down the hill |
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i thought "she has to be dead" |
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later on get a call |
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(from a) lieutenant morgue |
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(had me) leapin like a frog |
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we need you at the morgue |
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so i selfishly persued |
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"boohoo" there was nothing else for me to do i had to kill her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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cmon yall know i had to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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kill her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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i had to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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so you mean to tell me officer you dont have no clue who did this hit and run |
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no sir we dont have no clues right now |
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this is terrible what am i gonna tell the kids? |
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pull yourself together sir |
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im so broken up inside i just cant believe this |
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i understand, i understand |
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catch the person who did this |
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were gonna try sir |
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please |
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screamin "who done took my heart" like i was shooken up a lot |
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at the funeral though everyone was lookin at me odd like i did it |
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like i was the reason my mates slain murmuring |
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"i heard he was displeased with her weight gain" |
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while my secretary sort of a sexy blonde cant cook |
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all she does is order from restaurants |
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all of the sex she wants |
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i doubt could have dressed, clothes not washed proper and house look a mess and |
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talkin to detectives that was waitin outside |
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how i took a long lunch break day the wife died |
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i done then turned pail |
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and because of betrayal they indited me, gave me an impossible bail |
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good fortune to anyone admiring the rawtent |
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moral of the story is |
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desire is important |
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so watch your weight |
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itll keep you mate smitten its a given |
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though looking back i realised i didnt have to kill her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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i didnt have to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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i killed her |
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what a surprise |
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open your eyes |
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woman advisor |
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i didnt have to kill her |
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cause theres lots which imposes divorces |
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send her ass right to the morgue |
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well there you have it |
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keep thin trim |
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keep your mariage healthy |
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do you know what i mean? |
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small message from morcheeba and slick rick the ruler |
