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Homer:Christmas in December! |
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Wow, wow, wow! |
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Give me tons of presents |
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Now, now, now! |
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Flanders:Hey, hey, Homer! Writing a new Christmas carol? |
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Homer:Maybe. |
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Flanders:Well, the bible says it's fun to do stuff together. |
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There's a stranger in the manger, |
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And his name is love. |
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Take it, Homer. |
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Oh, I got it. You want me to stay out here and work on the chorus. |
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Homer:Flanders, I am a patient, reasonable, handsome man. But even I have my limits. |
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Now beat it! |
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Flanders:Why, thank you, Homer. It's a Popsicle and my favorite flavor: plain. |
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Homer:How'm I supposed to write a song with that stupid jerk bothering me all the time and—? |
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Wait a minute. |
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Everybody in the U.S.A. |
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Hates their stupid neighbor, |
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He's Flanders and he's really really lame. |
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Flanders tried to wreck my song, |
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His views on birth control are wrong. |
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I hate his guts and Flanders is his name. |
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Homer, Lenny and Carl:F-L-A-N-R-D-S! |
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Homer:He's the man that I hate best! |
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I'd like to see his house go up in flames! |
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David Byrne:Excuse me, I've been researching indigenous music of Springfield |
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and couldn't help but overhear your delightfully cruel hate song. |
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Carl:David Byrne? |
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Moe:Singer, artist, director, composer, Talking Head. |
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David Byrne:And I used to wrestle under the name El Diablo |
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Lenny:I thought that was Phillip Glass. |
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David Byrne:Yeah, he wishes. |
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Homer:Hey, mister, if you like my song, do you wanna buy a tape? It's already rewound. |
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David Byrne:No, thank you. But I would like to sing it with you, and produce it. |
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Homer:Fine. |
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Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
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Homer:His name is Ned! |
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Lenny and Carl:E-R-S, |
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Homer:It's a stupid name! |
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He's worse than Frankenstein |
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Or Dr. No! |
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David Byrne:You can't upset him even slightly, |
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He just smiles and nods politely, |
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Then goes home and worships nightly, |
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His Leftorium is an emporium of woe! |
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Lenny and Carl:F-L-A, |
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Homer:Don't yell at Ned! |
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Lenny and Carl:D-E-R, |
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Homer:His wife is dead! |
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Everybody hates that stupid jerk! |
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David Byrne:Springfield rocks with Homer's joyous loathing, |
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Filling clubs with angry Valentinos. |
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You don't have to move your feet, |
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Just hate Flanders to the disco beat. |
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Homer and David Byrne:He's your perky, peppy, nightmare neighborino! |
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Homer and David Byrne: If you despise polite left-handers, |
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Then I doubt you'll like Ned Flanders |
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Or his creepy little offspring, Rod and Todd. |
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Audience:F-L-A! |
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Apu:His name is Ned! |
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Audience:E-R-S! |
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Apu:He is so white bread! |
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Homer and Choir:The smiling mustache geek who walks with God! |
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Reverend Lovejoy:Mass dismissed. |
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DJ:We're halfway through our "Same Song Six-Pack"! |
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Now, let's hear William Shatner's version of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders!" |
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Marge:Another cover? My God, let it die! |
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William Shatner:Everybody... |
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In the U.S... |
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A... |
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Hates...their... |
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Stupid...neighbor... |
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He's the Flanders...man... |
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The Flanders, man... |
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Flanders... |
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Marge:I am so sick of that song! |
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Homer:Oof, me, too! I've come to hate my own creation! Now I know how God feels. |
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Homer:This dude ranch is gonna be great. A whole week without hearing that stupid song. |
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David Byrne:You won't think it's stupid when you hear the Extended Salsa Mix! |
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?No nos gusta Flanders! |
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?Es un hombre estupido! |
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?No nos gusta Flanders! |
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Marge:Watch it, Mr. Byrne! You'll slip on the Simoniz! |
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David Byrne:Simoniz? |
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Moe:Woah! Woah! |
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David Byrne:Can you take me to the hospital? |
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Moe:Yeah, no problem. |
