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Lisa:And we deserve a French teacher who actually speaks French! |
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J'accuse, Monsieur Cusperberg! |
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Mr. Cusperberg:What is she yakkin' about? |
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Lisa:I rest my case. |
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Seymour Skinner:Nelson, rebuttal? |
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Nelson:Yo, everyone, it's me, Nelson! |
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Students:YAAAY! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! NELSON! |
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Lisa:I'm not that cool, |
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I don't wear jeans. |
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I've polished an apple or two. |
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But every grape that I grubbed, |
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I grubbed it for you. |
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So call me bookworm, |
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But I'll never squirm |
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When there's work to be done. |
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Yes, I'll take my lunch at my desk |
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While you're all outside having fun. |
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Don't vote for me, kids of Springfield, |
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Unless you want an effective leader. |
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I'll talk to teachers, |
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I'll handle Skinner, |
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A vote for Lisa |
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Makes you the winner! |
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Students:Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! Vote Lisa! |
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Lisa: What would you change? |
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Teachers: Eyes! Pearls! Smile! Hair points! |
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Dress! Poise! Shoes! Swatch watch! |
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Lisa:I may be the new girl |
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But you can't brain wash me |
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Just OshKosh B'Gosh me |
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And then leave me be |
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To fight for kid power |
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I must be heard not seen! |
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I have to lead wisely |
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Not just pimp and preen |
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Teachers: Nails! Dimples! Ears! Scrunchie! |
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Purse! Lunchbox! Teeth! Milhouse! |
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Lisa:This cutting up suits me |
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There's beauty within me |
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So let's Olsen twin me |
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Give them someone to love |
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This grown up make over |
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Has made me a super tween |
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For they are my people |
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And I am their queen! |
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Seymour Skinner:I'm so happy with my evil plan. |
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Say goodbye to music, gym and art! |
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Soon we will have the perfect school! |
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Where fun and excitement never start! |
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Groundskeeper Willie:I'm so drunk I could barely see! |
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But it helps me get through another day! |
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My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! |
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I've got to go puke in some hay! |
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Bart:Lisa is a fool! |
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Seymour Skinner:I think the rules are cool! |
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Groundskeeper Willie:I'm fallin' in the pool! |
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Seymour Skinner:Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. |
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Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. |
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Care for a T-shirt? |
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Superintendent Chalmers:T-shirt? |
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Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"? |
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Seymour Skinner:Forgive me, sir. |
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Lisa:What have I done? |
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Bart:What they wanted you to. |
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Lisa:Skinner betrayed me! |
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Bart:But a tango takes two. |
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Superintendent Chalmers:SKINNER!! I don't mean to interrupt your advice from the janitor, |
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but I say cut off the head and the body will die. |
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Seymour Skinner:You want to get rid of Lisa? But she's such a good student. |
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Superintendent Chalmers:Yes, I think she's a little too good for this school. |
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Lisa:If we stand together, we are strong! |
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Students:Yaaaaay! |
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Seymour Skinner:Lisa Simpson, you've just been transferred to the |
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Springfield Magnet School for the Gifted and Troublesome. |
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Please climb into the idling bus. |
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Lisa:But—but I— |
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Students:Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! Poor Lisa! |
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Lisa:Don't cry for me, kids of Springfield, |
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You can still reach me through E-mail |
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At Smart Girl 6-3 underscore backslash |
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At yahoo dot com, at yahoo dot com. |
