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Bart:Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us. |
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Homer:Or will ever do. |
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Lisa:I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner. |
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Homer:Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! Book. |
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African Man:Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
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Old Cat:All hail the king of the cats. |
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Cast:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... |
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Marge:They're coming down the aisles! |
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What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
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Bart:Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by. |
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Marge: Oh thank God. |
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Cast:Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
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Itchy-Scratchy, Itchy-Itchy-Scratchy, |
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Singing Cat:From the day you were born in the alley, |
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To the day you were hit by a car, |
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There's cream to drink and mice to eat |
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And great big balls of yarn. |
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It's the circle, |
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The circle of— |
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Itchy:KNIFE! |
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Lisa:I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power. |
| [02:00.22] |
Bart:Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"! |
| [02:09.49] |
Scratchy:I don't know why I trust him. |
| [02:15.52] |
I guess some cats just never learn. |
| [02:21.31] |
Itchy:I feel so good when I have crushed him, |
| [02:27.47] |
Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. |
| [02:32.43] |
Both:I suppose it's symbiotic, |
| [02:35.77] |
And perhaps a bit erotic. |
| [02:38.79] |
Scratchy:'Cause pain is my narcotic. |
| [02:41.78] |
Itchy:You really liked it? |
| [02:43.15] |
Scratchy:Yes, I loved it. |
| [02:44.95] |
Both:And that's why we're always |
| [02:50.81] |
Itchy:Fighting... |
| [02:51.73] |
Scratchy:And biting... |
| [02:53.46] |
Itchy:And dynamite igniting! |
| [03:03.22] |
Homer:Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'. |
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Cast:It's the circle, |
| [03:14.25] |
The circle of knife! |
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It's the circle, |
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The circle of knife! |
