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Kid:Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of congress? |
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Amendment:I'm not garbage. |
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I'm an Amendment-to-Be, |
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Yes, an Amendment-to-Be, |
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And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me. |
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There's a lot of flag burners |
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Who have got too much freedom, |
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I wanna make it legal |
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For policemen to beat 'em. |
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'Cos there's limits to our liberties, |
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Least I hope and pray that there are, |
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'Cos those liberal freaks go too far. |
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Kid:Well, why can't we just make a law against flag burning? |
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Amendment:Because that law would be unconstitutional. |
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But if we change the Constitution— |
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Kid:Then we could make all sorts of crazy laws! |
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Amendment:Now you're catching on. |
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Kid:What if people say you're not good enough to be in the constitution? |
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Amendment:Then I'll crush all opposition to me, |
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And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay. |
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If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay. |
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Congressman:Good news, Amendment! |
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They ratified ya! You're in the U.S. Constitution! |
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Amendment:Oh yeah! Doors open, boys! |
