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Lyle Lanley:You know, a town with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. |
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No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it |
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Homer:Heh-heh, mule. |
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Lyle Lanley:The name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley. |
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And I come before you good people tonight with an idea. |
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Probably the greatest—Aw, it's not for you. It's more a Shelbyville idea. |
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Mayor Quimby:Now, wait just a minute. We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville. |
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Just tell us your idea and we'll vote for it. |
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Lyle Lanley:All right. I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll show you my idea. |
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I give you the Springfield Monorail! |
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I've sold monorails to Brockway, Ogdenville, |
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and North Haverbrook, and, by gum, it put them on the map! |
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Well, sir, there's nothin' on earth like a genuine bona-fide electrified six-car monorail! |
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What'd I say? |
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Ned Flanders:Monorail! |
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Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
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Patty and Selma:Monorail. |
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Lyle Lanley:That's right! |
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Monorail! |
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Cast:Monorail...monorail...monorail... |
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Miss Hoover:I hear those things are awfully loud. |
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Lyle Lanley:It glides as softly as a cloud. |
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Apu:Is there a chance the track could bend? |
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Lyle Lanley:Not on your life, my Hindu friend. |
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Barney Gumble:What about us brain-dead slobs? |
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Lyle Lanley:You'll be given cushy jobs. |
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Grampa Simpson:Were you sent here by the devil? |
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Lyle Lanley:No, good sir, I'm on the level. |
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Chief Wiggum:The ring came off my pudding can. |
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Lyle Lanley:Take my pen knife, my good man. |
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I swear, it's Springfield's only choice! |
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Throw up your hands and raise your voice! |
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All:Monorail... |
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Lyle Lanley:What's it called? |
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Monorail... |
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Once again! |
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MONORAIL! |
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Marge:But Main Street's still all cracked and broken. |
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Bart:Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken! |
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All:Monorail... |
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Monorail!!!!!!!!! |
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MONORAIL!! |
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MONORAIL!!!!! |
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Homer:Mono—D'oh! |
