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Studio Chief:Uh, this studio has a lot of history. |
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Buddy Holly stood here in 1958 and said, |
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"There is no way in Hell that I'm gonna record in this dump." |
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Homer:I'm sure Lurleen will love it. |
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Marge:Homer, how much did you just give that man?! |
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Homer:Calm down, Marge, it's just our life savings. I'm not going to go into hock for this. |
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Lurleen:Hey, Colonel Homer! And you must be— |
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Marge:Mrs. Homer Simpson! |
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Lurleen:Charmed. |
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Marge: Thought you said she was overweight. |
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Homer:Marge, it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen. |
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Marge:What does that mean? |
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Homer:I don't have time to answer these questions! Uh, time is money! Come on, people! |
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Lurleen:Well, come on, boys, let's break some hearts! |
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Oh, the bases were empty |
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On the diamond of my heart |
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When the coach called me up to the plate. |
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I've been swingin' and missin' |
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And lovin' and kissin' |
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My average was point double eight. |
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So I spit on my hands, |
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Knockin' dirt from my spikes, |
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And pointed right toward centerfield, |
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This time, I'm hittin' a home run, |
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This time, love is for real. |
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I'll slide, I'll steal, I'll sacrifice |
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A lovin' fly for you, |
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I've been slumpin' off season, |
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But now, I found a reason |
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I've struck on a love that is true. |
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I used to play the field, |
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I used to be a roamer. |
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But season's turnin' round for me now. |
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I finally bagged me a homer! |
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That's right. |
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I finally bagged me a homer! |
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Sound booth guy:Uh, Lurleen, we're gonna hafta cut you off. |
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We're gettin' some kinda grindin' noise on the track. |
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Homer:Guess what, Lurleen! I gotcha a gig on TV! |
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Lurleen:Oh! Homer! You're as smart as you are handsome! |
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Homer:Hey! Oh, you meant that as a compliment. |
