Funnier with a Plank

歌名	Funnier with a Plank
歌手	Antennas to Heaven
专辑	The Line Between Myth and Reality Has Always Been in Finland

原歌词

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[00:00.00]	作曲 : Hodgson, Smith
[00:21.70]	We decided to go through the fields with it.
[00:23.35]	Stevie thinking it might be embarrassing carrying a carpet along the roadside.
[00:26.80]	As we got to the first gate we saw Mary coming the other way.
[00:29.56]	"Just out for a walk then lads?" she said. That's right.
[00:32.26]	We always like to carry a full size floor carpet between us when we're out stretching our legs.
[00:36.32]	It wasn't that hard actually. Not heavy between us or anything, more awkward.
[00:40.66]	It sags in the middle, and has this course, scratchy underlay that itches your arms and shoulders.
[00:44.78]	We didn't really need a rest, but when we came to that Farm Tea Kitchen thing we got a can each and had a sit down.
[00:50.28]	At which point that carpet came in pretty handy actually.
[00:53.03]	And Stevie's watching these cows in a field and he says that places like farms and zoos make him sick.
[00:57.77]	Keeping animals fenced in for our own enjoyment and everything.
[01:00.88]	I want to say that I'm not sure we should enforce a contemporary human psychological perspective on what are only animals,
[01:06.13]	but decided it would be lost and instead concentrated on watching a cloud that looked like Wile E. Coyote biting a monkey's shoulder.
[01:11.48]	It wasn't much further, but when we got it there I couldn't helped but be underwhelmed by the gratitude.
[01:16.48]	"Just put it down there," she says. And that's it. A minute later we're walking back.
[01:20.78]	I can still see Wile E. Coyote and the monkey. And as we're going it starts to get cold in the fields and the wind starts to pick up.
[01:26.49]	And out of nowhere, Stevie is gone. Off over the fence and in with his cows. I wait. And I shout. And then I think sod it and piss off home.
[01:34.18]	But the next morning, I'm in the newsagents getting some milk, and just as I bloody well turn to leave, it's there.
[01:38.68]	A whole one. A real one. Blocking my path. Right in the doorway of a newsagents, eating the newspapers.

歌词翻译

[00:21.70]	我们决定带上它穿过田野。
[00:23.35]	Stevie觉得背着一块毛毯走在路边实在尴尬。
[00:26.80]	当我们走到第一道门时，Mary从另一条路走来和我们碰面。
[00:29.56]	“出来散步吗小伙子们？”她说。她说的没错。
[00:32.26]	我们出门活动两腿时，总是喜欢肩并肩扛着一张可以铺满整个地板的地毯，
[00:36.32]	其实这没有想的那么困难。我们之间要是没有什么沉重的东西搭着就会觉得尴尬。
[00:40.66]	这件重物的中部向下凹陷。有了这样一个草率的支撑物后，它就会让你的手臂和肩都瘙痒起来。
[00:44.78]	我们并不需要休息，但当我们到了农场茶餐厅后，每人拿到一个罐头，我们还是决定坐下来歇会儿。
[00:50.28]	此时，毛毯就放在手边非常近的位置。
[00:53.03]	Stevie看着田野上的奶牛，他说这既像农场又像动物园的地方让他很不舒服。
[00:57.77]	尤其是为了让我们人省心而把动物关在栏内这类事情让他难受。
[01:00.88]	想说，我不确定我们是否应该强迫当代人在心理上有一种“我们人类不过是动物”的观点，
[01:06.13]	但要做出决定的话，答案会迷失在思考中，还不如把精力集中在一朵长得像怀尔狼咬住一只猴子的肩膀的云上。
[01:11.48]	我们又出发了，当我们到那里的时候，我禁不住对他们的感谢感到乏味。
[01:16.48]	“就放这儿吧。”她说。至此旅途结束。一分钟后我们又踏上了返程的路。
[01:20.78]	我还能看见怀尔狼和那只猴。我们走在路上，气温开始下降，风刮得好像要把我们连根拔起。
[01:26.49]	.莫名其妙地，Stevie不见了。他掉进了栅栏里，和他说的那些奶牛呆在一起。我等他回来，接着我呼喊他。我骂了一句，然后回了家。
[01:34.18]	但第二天早上，我站在报摊前喝牛奶时，就在我将要离开时，他出现了。
[01:38.68]	一个完整的，活生生的他，堵住了我的路，就在报摊的门口，咀嚼着报纸。