The Stereotypes Song

歌名	The Stereotypes Song
歌手	Your Favorite Martian
专辑	The Stereotypes Song

原歌词

[00:01.10]	I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
[00:04.39]	So I wrote a song about it and it goes a little something like this
[00:09.06]	I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[00:14.59]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:22.15]	Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[00:27.86]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[00:34.61]	I love those fat Americans.
[00:36.80]	You know they're so obnoxious
[00:38.44]	They're always eating burgers.
[00:40.03]	They're always holding shotguns.
[00:41.72]	And I love Mexicans. The way they mow my lawn.
[00:45.08]	They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on.
[00:48.35]	Uh huh. 'Cause that's the way they role.
[00:51.44]	You've got to go big like an Israeli nose.
[00:54.77]	If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy
[00:57.70]	They're out of control like a Chinese driver.
[01:01.61]	I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
[01:04.58]	Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels.
[01:07.79]	I love Jamaicans. Yeah, they're cool, but
[01:10.91]	They're always high, so don't let them fool ya.
[01:14.50]	And I love them Puerto Ricans,
[01:17.80]	Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend.
[01:21.72]	I'm just joking. If you didn't know then
[01:24.59]	You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland.
[01:28.32]	I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[01:34.04]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:41.63]	Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[01:47.08]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[01:54.55]	Aw yeah! Let me hear you yell
[01:57.25]	If you love the outback redneck Australians,
[02:00.52]	And the crooked teeth of an English dude
[02:03.70]	Or those creepy Italians who think they're smooth.
[02:07.58]	And how could anyone hate the French.
[02:10.54]	Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits.
[02:13.74]	Brazilian girls is what you want,
[02:17.39]
[02:21.37]	I love Africans, but hold up a second.
[02:24.04]	National Geographic says they're all butt-naked.
[02:27.22]	Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes.
[02:30.35]	They've disappeared like coke up a Colombians nose.
[02:33.47]	Uh oh! They're all on my checklist,
[02:37.20]	Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast.
[02:40.46]	They're stereotypes, and if you believe them,
[02:43.63]	Then your brain is small like a Korean's penis.
[02:47.73]	I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[02:53.44]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:00.93]	Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:06.52]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:13.75]	I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:17.14]	I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:20.58]	I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:23.92]	I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep.
[03:29.75]	They hump sheep.
[03:32.72]	They hump sheep.
[03:36.05]	They hump sheep.
[03:40.41]	I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn
[03:46.32]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[03:53.95]	Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl
[03:59.55]	And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes
[04:06.45]	I’m just playing. You know I love you guys.
[04:09.73]	But seriously don’t hump any sheep.
[04:13.26]

歌词翻译

[00:01.10]	我一直觉得刻板印象什么的真的很搞笑
[00:04.39]	所以我写了关于这个的歌大概是这样的走起
[00:09.06]	我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[00:14.59]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[00:22.15]	我们天下大同吧就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[00:27.86]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[00:34.61]	我超爱那些圆润的美国佬
[00:36.80]	你造他们多讨嫌么
[00:38.44]	他们成天啃着汉堡
[00:40.03]	他们成天提猎枪
[00:41.72]	我爱墨西哥人…帮我家除草的样子
[00:45.08]	他们每家有一百个小屁孩儿因为他们不会带套
[00:48.35]	啊哈他们就是酱紫啊
[00:51.44]	你的胆子要像以色列人的鼻子那么大
[00:54.77]	如果你给爱尔兰人买一品托牛奶
[00:57.70]	他们就会像中国司机那样疯狂失控
[01:01.61]	我爱中东人但是他们是如何做到
[01:04.58]	把自己裹得像个木乃伊却能骑骆驼
[01:07.79]	我爱牙买加人他们的确很酷炫但是
[01:10.91]	他们容易玩嗨所以千万别让他们整蛊你
[01:14.50]	我爱那些波多黎各人
[01:17.80]	虽然他们一周才洗一次金贵的腚
[01:21.72]	我只是在开玩笑如果你没有get到点
[01:24.59]	那你是有点呆就像蠢萌的波兰人
[01:28.32]	我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[01:34.04]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[01:41.63]	我们天下大同吧就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[01:47.08]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[01:54.55]	噢耶让我听见你的欢呼
[01:57.25]	如果你爱深居大陆的红脖子澳大利亚人
[02:00.52]	爱英格兰哥们儿那一嘴歪牙
[02:03.70]	或者爱自认优雅的意大利怪胎
[02:07.58]	那也许就不会讨厌法国人了
[02:10.54]	你造那些多毛的女人竟然不剃腋毛咩
[02:13.74]	巴西女孩是你的菜
[02:17.39]	Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk. 他们走起路来胸前duang duang duang
[02:21.37]	我爱非洲人但是等一下
[02:24.04]	国家地理杂志说他们总是光屁股
[02:27.22]	裸露的胸下垂着他们到底对自己的衣服做了啥
[02:30.35]	他们像白粉一样消失在哥伦比亚人的鼻子里
[02:33.47]	啊哦他们都在我的名单上
[02:37.20]	还有那些用伏地加当早餐的老毛子
[02:40.46]	他们就是这样的形象——如果你相信这个的话
[02:43.63]	那你的脑仁就像韩国人的XX一样小
[02:47.73]	我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[02:53.44]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[03:00.93]	我们天下大同吧就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[03:06.52]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[03:13.75]	我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:17.14]	我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:20.58]	我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:23.92]	我爱苏格兰人即便他们玩“羊震”
[03:29.75]	他们玩“羊震”
[03:32.72]	他们玩“羊震”
[03:36.05]	他们玩“羊震”
[03:40.41]	我觉得我对你的爱比日本人对触手系小黄片儿的爱还狂热
[03:46.32]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[03:53.95]	我们天下大同吧就像印第安女孩的一字眉一样紧密相连
[03:59.55]	让我们随成见一起摇摆摇摆摇摆
[04:06.45]	我就开个玩笑其实我超爱你们的
[04:09.73]	但讲真羊震什么的还是别试了
[04:13.26]