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back and…oh amber.Look at this motley crew |
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Front step, cha-cha-cha, back step cha-cha-cha, side step, front step, back, and turn |
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Oh my god, Penny, there's Link, Link! I can't believe I'm really here auditioning! |
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I can't believe I'm really here watching you audition! |
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Front step，cha-cha-cha |
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Back step，cha-cha-cha |
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side step，front step |
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oh！this town sure has gone downhill since I was crowned miss baltimore crabs |
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Oh, mother not more ancient history! |
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oh my god.how times have changed |
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these girls must be blind or completely deranged |
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but time seemed to halt |
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when I was miss baltimore crabs |
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amber, that move is far too dirty~ |
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Mother, wake up from that dream of yours, this isn't 1930! |
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You can laugh, but life's a test! |
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Don’t do this, don't do that! |
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Remember, Mother knows best! |
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And the crowns in the vault from |
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when I won Miss Baltimore Crabs |
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these steps are perfect ammunition. |
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Let me show you how you Mommy dear took out the competition |
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Girls, go get them, boys lets rumba! |
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 1,2,3,4,5,6,7 |
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Those poor runner ups |
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might still hold some grudges |
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They padded their cups |
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But I screwed the judges! those broads thought they'd win if a plate they would spin in their dance..hahaha..not a chance |
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boys, put me down! |
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Oh, good morning ladies, lets see what you got! |
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Twist, twist, twist, twist, mashed potato, mambo! |
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On my show you'll never find a thrusting hip or bump and grind! |
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Whats that, a dance for flees and tics? |
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Oh, you should have seen my bag of tricks! |
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I hit the stage |
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While belting Aida |
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and preparing SOUFLEES! |
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But that triple somersault |
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is how I clinched Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
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Proceed. |
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Are you scared we're on live? |
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No, I'm sure I can cope. |
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Well, this show isn't broadcast in |
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Cinema scope! |
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I never drink one chocolate malt |
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no deserts for Miss Baltimore Crabs! |
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This one will never get a date in those hand-me-down clothes! |
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Ha kid, she'll never get a date till daddy buy her a new nose! |
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I would say |
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Oh! guvilut |
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if I wasn't miss Baltimore crabs |
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Do you dance like you dress? |
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Amber, theres no need to be cruel |
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would u swim in an integrated pool? |
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I sure would! im all 4 integration! its the new frontier! |
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Not in Baltimore, it isn't! |
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and may i be frank |
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first impressions can be tough |
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and when i saw you i knew |
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if your size weren't enough ,your last answer just blew it! |
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and so my dear ，so short and stout |
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you’ll never be in |
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so were kicking you out! |
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with your form and your fate |
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oh, it isn't your fault! |
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just down with a case of Miss Baltimore crabs |
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ugh you may go |
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I think they secretly liked u! |
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May I please audition? |
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Of course not |
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but u can bow and exalt |
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for i am miss Baltimore crabs! |
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crabs, crabs, crabs |
