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The Internet is For Porn

The Internet is For Porn

歌名 The Internet is For Porn
歌手 Various Artists
专辑 Avenue Q
原歌词
[00:11.45] The internet is really really great
[00:14.37] For porn
[00:16.47] I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
[00:20.06] For porn
[00:20.95] Huh?
[00:21.63] There's always some new site,
[00:23.63] For porn!
[00:24.99] I browse all day and night
[00:25.75] For porn!
[00:26.75] It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
[00:29.30] For porn!
[00:31.57] Trekkie!
[00:32.54] The internet is for porn
[00:33.81] Trekkie!
[00:34.54] The internet is for porn,
[00:36.51] What are you doing!?
[00:37.17] Why you think the net was born?
[00:39.55] Porn porn porn
[00:42.27] Treee—kkie!
[00:43.50] Oh hello kate monster
[00:45.39] You are ruining my song
[00:47.05] Oh me sorry, me no mean to
[00:49.75] Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
[00:53.98] Me no talkie
[00:55.58] Good
[00:56.15] I’m glad we have this new technology
[00:58.88] For porn
[01:00.38] Which gives us untold opportunity
[01:04.83] For por—oops, sorry
[01:06.63] Right from you own desktop
[01:08.12] For ---
[01:08.70] You can research browse and shop
[01:10.70] Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
[01:14.90] FOR PORN!!
[01:16.45]
[01:18.37] The internet is for porn!
[01:19.14] Noooo
[01:19.63] The internet if for porn!
[01:20.89] Trekkie
[01:21.62] Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!
[01:26.96] That’s gross you’re a pervert
[01:30.15] Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
[01:32.84] NO really, your a pervert
[01:35.47] Normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
[01:40.59] Ohhhh?
[01:41.98] What?!
[01:42.98] You have no idea
[01:45.45] Ready normal people?
[01:47.12] Ready--- ready ----ready
[01:49.32] Let me hear it!
[01:49.87] The internet is for porn!
[01:51.61] Sorry kate
[01:52.31] The internet is for porn!
[01:53.54] I masturbate!
[01:54.81] All these guys unzip their flies
[01:57.28] For porn, porn, porn!
[01:58.70] The internet is not for porn!!
[01:59.70] PORN!, PORN, P---
[02:01.36] HOLD ON A SECOND!
[02:03.20] Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
[02:06.20] That’s correct.
[02:11.18] And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
[02:14.50] Sure!
[02:16.15] And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
[02:19.90] Yes I do!
[02:21.18] And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
[02:25.36] True!
[02:26.50] Oh, but Kate-
[02:28.06] What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
[02:29.55] . .yeah
[02:31.42] EEEWWWWW!
[02:33.00] The internet is for porn!
[02:36.35] Gross!
[02:37.18] The internet is for porn!
[02:38.68] I hate porn
[02:39.75] Grab your dick and double click
[02:42.06] I hate you men!
[02:44.82] For porn, porn, porn!
[02:46.64] I’m leaving!
[02:47.31] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:48.75] I hate the internet!
[02:49.92] Porn, porn, porn, porn
[02:51.13] The internet is for
[02:51.90] The internet is for
[02:52.58] The internet is for PORN!
[02:53.33] YEAH!
歌词翻译
[00:11.45] K：网络真呀真真好
[00:14.37] T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[00:16.47] K:网速辣么快我都不用去等待
[00:20.06] T:（当我看羞羞的东西的时候(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[00:20.95] K:啊？
[00:21.63] K:总会有一些新的网站
[00:23.63] T:（上面都是羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[00:24.99] K:我没日没夜地上网
[00:25.75] T:（为了看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[00:26.75] K:这感觉就象我在光速飞行
[00:29.30] T:（还是看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[00:31.57] K:契瑞克！
[00:32.54] T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
[00:33.81] K:契瑞克！
[00:34.54] T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
[00:36.51] K:你在干嘛！
[00:37.17] T:那你觉得网络是为了什么而诞生的呢~
[00:39.55] T:羞羞！羞羞！羞羞！
[00:42.27] K：契--瑞奇！（娇嗔）
[00:43.50] T:哦~凯特小怪兽~你好呀~
[00:45.39] K：你在毁我的歌！
[00:47.05] T:啊，我错惹，但我不是故意的。。
[00:49.75] K：好吧那请你安静一会儿让我完成它！
[00:53.98] T：那我不说话惹ʅ（◞‸◟）ʃ
[00:55.58] K：纳爱斯~
[00:56.15] K：我真幸运我们能有这项新技术
[00:58.88] T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）
[01:00.38] K：他给了我们无法言说的机遇
[01:04.83] T:（用来看羞羞的东西(≖ ‿ ≖)）。。。哦天辣对不起！
[01:06.63] K：仅仅从你的桌面就能开始
[01:08.12] T：（羞。。”(*´ｪ`*)”）
[01:08.70] K：你可以搜索也可以购物
[01:10.70] K：直到你觉得足够了想要停下来
[01:14.90] T：（看完了羞羞以后的贤者模式！(｡◝‿◜｡)）
[01:18.37] T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
[01:19.14] K：亚妹罗！
[01:19.63] T:网络全是羞羞的东西~
[01:20.89] K:契瑞克！
[01:21.62] T:导致我每晚按我的~小~喇~叭~
[01:26.96] K:那太恶心了你简直就是性变态！
[01:30.15] T：啊固执的凯特小怪兽
[01:32.84] K：不我讲真，你就是一性变态！
[01:35.47] K：正常人不会坐在家里上网看羞羞好吗！
[01:40.59] T：哦？（质疑）
[01:41.98] K：怎么了
[01:42.98] T：小姑娘你不懂
[01:45.45] T：准备好了吗正常人！
[01:47.12] Together：准备好辣！
[01:49.32] T：让我听到你们的呻~吟~！
[01:49.87] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[01:51.61] G:对不起啊凯特
[01:52.31] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[01:53.54] G:我打灰机！
[01:54.81] T：这些家伙解压他们的文件
[01:57.28] Together：看羞羞看羞羞！
[01:58.70] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[01:59.70] Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
[02:01.36] K：麻烦等一下！
[02:03.20] k:我知道的事实是，萝卜，你在网上看证券股票
[02:06.20] R:对呀对呀~
[02:11.18] K:布莱恩你在亚马逊买东西
[02:14.50] B:对！
[02:16.15] K:小灰灰你在eaby上倒卖
[02:19.90] G:对就是我叶凉辰~
[02:21.18] K:普林斯顿你在网上给我发过甜蜜的生日贺卡
[02:25.36] G:有的呀有的呀~
[02:26.50] T:哦等一下凯特
[02:28.06] T:你觉得他做完之后。。。嗯。。。
[02:29.55] Together：（窃笑）
[02:31.42] K:噫！
[02:33.00] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[02:36.35] K:恶熏！
[02:37.18] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[02:38.68] K:我讨厌羞羞的东西！o(′益`)o
[02:39.75] T:握紧你的小油条然后双击(＠_＠;)?
[不懂]
[02:42.06] K:我讨厌你们这群男人
[02:44.82] Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
[02:46.64] K:我走！
[02:47.31] Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
[02:48.75] K:我讨厌网络！
[02:49.92] Together：看羞羞的东西！ヾ(￣▽￣)
[02:51.13] T:网络全是~~
[02:51.90] Together：网络全是~~
[02:52.58] Together：网络全是羞羞的东西~
[02:53.33] Together：液！