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There's a bunch of birds in the sky, |
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And some deers just went running by! |
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Oh, the snow's pure and white on the earth rich and brown! |
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Just another Sunday morning in my quiet mountain town. |
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The sun is shining and the grass is green, |
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Under the three feet of snow, I mean. |
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This is the day when it's hard to wear a frown! |
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All the happy people stop to say hello! |
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Get out of my way! |
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Even though the temperature's low, |
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It's a perfect Sunday morning in my quiet little mountain town! |
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Sharon Marsh: Well, good morning, Stan! |
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Stan: Mom, can I have eight dollars to see a movie? |
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Sharon: A movie? But I thought you were going ice skating! |
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Stan: But this is gonna be the best movie ever! It's a foreign film from Canada! |
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Sharon: All right, all right, here you go, but be back for supper! |
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Stan: Thanks Mom! |
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Oh, what a picture-perfect child! |
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Just like Jesus, he's tender and mild. |
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He'd wear a smile while he wore a thorny crown! |
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What an angel, with a heart so sweet and sure, and a mind so open and pure. |
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Thank God we live in this quiet redneck mountain town! |
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Stan Marsh: Hi, is your son home? |
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Mrs. McCormick: I think so… Hey! |
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Stan: Ow. |
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Mrs. McCormick: Kenny, wake up! Kenny, damnit, come on! |
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Kenny: I'm coming! |
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Stan: Kenny! The Terrance & Phillip movie is out, you wanna come? |
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Kenny: Yeah, dude! Hell yes I wanna come! |
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Ms. McCormick: Where do you think you're going? |
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Kenny: To the Terrance and Phillip movie. |
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Ms. McCormick: You can't! You have to go to church! |
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Kenny: But Mom, I wanna see this movie! |
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Ms. McCormick: Well, fine. Go ahead and miss church. And then, when you die and go to hell, you can answer to Satan! |
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Kenny: ...Okay!... |
| [02:23.220][Stan Marsh] |
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You can see your breath hanging in the air. |
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You see homeless people, but you just don't care. |
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It's a sea of smiles in which we'd be glad to drown! |
| [02:31.720][Kenny McCormick] |
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Don't you know? It's like a perfect winter day! |
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And that I'm glad I can say! |
| [02:36.240][Stan Marsh] |
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That's right! It's Sunday morning in our quiet, little, white-bread, redneck mountain town! |
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Kyle Broflovski: Ok Ike, let’s try this one more time. |
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Ike Broflovski: Doo-ferm-uh-ner?(......) |
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Kyle: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby! |
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Ike: Don't kick the baby. |
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Kyle: Kick the baby. |
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Stan: Kyle! We're going to the Terrance & Phillip movie! |
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Kyle: Oh my God, dude! |
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Sheila Broflovski: Kyle, what's going on?kyle, |
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Kyle: Nothing! We’re going skating now. |
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Sheila: Oh. Well, take your little brother out with you. |
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Kyle: Aw, ma! He's not even my real brother. He's adopted! |
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Sheila: Do as I say, Kyle! |
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Kyle: Okay, okay, I'm sorry. |
| [03:06.350][Sheila Broflovski] |
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Look at those frail and fragile boys, |
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It really gets me down. |
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The world is such a rotten place, |
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And city life's a complete disgrace! |
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That’s why I moved to this redneck, meshuggeneh, quiet mountain town! |
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Eric Cartman: Mom, somebody's at the door! |
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Eric: Mom, somebody's at the door, I said!, |
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Liane Cartman: Coming, hon. |
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Eric: Ey! I can't see the TV! |
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News Reporter: It's been six weeks since Saddam Hussein was killed by a pack of wild boars, and the world is still glad to be rid of him. |
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Liane: Oh, look, Eric! It's your little friends. |
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Ike: Fireman! |
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Eric: What are you guys doing here? |
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Eric: Sweet, dude! Yes! Yes! |
| [03:53.850][Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman] |
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Off to the movies we shall go, |
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Where we learn everything that we know, |
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'Cause the movies teach us what our parents don't have time to say! |
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And this movie's gonna make our lives complete, |
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'Cause Terrance & Phillip are sweet! |
| [04:08.660][Eric Cartman] |
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Super sweet! |
| [04:10.010][Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman] |
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Thank God we live in a quiet, little, redneck, podunk, white-trash, |
| [04:14.950][Kenny McCormick] |
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Kick-Ass! |
| [04:15.750][Stan Marsh,Kyle Broflovski, and Eric Cartman] |
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USA!U..S..A... |
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Stan: Can I have five tickets to "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", please? |
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Clerk: No! |
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