| 歌名 | A Bunch of Muppets |
| 歌手 | Various Artists |
| 专辑 | Clerks (Music From The Motion Picture ) |
| [00:00.46] | What did you like better?Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back? |
| [00:03.68] | Empire。 |
| [00:05.53] | Blasphemy. |
| [00:06.54] | Empire had the better ending. |
| [00:09.06] | I mean Luke gets his hand cut off,finds out Vader's his father. |
| [00:13.04] | Han gets frozen,taken away by Boba Fett.It ends on such a down note. |
| [00:16.88] | I mean,that's what life is a series of down ending. |
| [00:20.00] | All Jedi had was a bunch of muppets. |
| [00:22.54] |
| [00:00.46] | 星球大战你更喜欢哪部,绝地武士还是帝国反击战? |
| [00:03.68] | 帝国 |
| [00:05.53] | 简直是亵渎 |
| [00:06.54] | 结尾更好 |
| [00:09.06] | 卢克的手被砍掉,发现维达是他的父亲。 |
| [00:13.04] | 韩素罗被定住,被赏金猎人带走,结尾如此狗血 |
| [00:16.88] | 我是说生活就是这么狗血 |
| [00:20.00] | 所有的绝地武士都是木偶 |
| [00:22.54] |