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It's a God-awful small affair |
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To the with the mousy hair |
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But her mummy is yelling "No" |
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And her daddy has told her to go |
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But her friend is nowhere to be seen |
| [00:22.360] |
Now she walks through her sunken dream |
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To the seat with the clearest view |
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And she's hooked to the silver screen |
| [00:34.720] |
But the film is a saddening bore |
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For she's lived it ten times or more |
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She could spit in the eyes of fools |
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As they ask her to focus on |
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Sailors fighting in the dance hall |
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Oh man! Look at those cavemen go |
| [01:00.160] |
It's the freakiest show |
| [01:04.150] |
Take a look at the Lawman |
| [01:07.740] |
Beating up the wrong guy |
| [01:10.240] |
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know |
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He's in the best selling show |
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Is there life on Mars? |
| [01:46.460] |
It's on America's d brow |
| [01:50.550] |
That Mickey Mouse has brought up a cow |
| [01:54.550] |
And now the workers have struck for fame |
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'Cos Lennon's on sale again |
| [02:02.820] |
See the mice in their million hordes |
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From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads |
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Rule Britannia is out of bounds |
| [02:15.100] |
To my Mother, my dog, and clowns |
| [02:19.290] |
But the film is a saddening bore |
| [02:23.180] |
'Cos I wrote it ten times or more |
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It's about to be writ again |
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As I ask you to focus on |
| [02:33.750] |
Sailors fighting in the dance hall |
| [02:38.240] |
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go |
| [02:44.630] |
It's the freakiest show |
| [02:48.620] |
Take a look at the Lawman |
| [02:52.210] |
Beating up the wrong guy |
| [02:54.610] |
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know |
| [03:00.890] |
He's in the best selling show |