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EMMETT：(spoken) Whoa, Elle? What's up, Doc? |
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ELLE：Love |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Excuse me? |
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ELLE：I put my faith in love |
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I followed where it led |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Love led you here? |
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ELLE：To my personal circle of Hell |
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It has not worked out well |
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I wish that I were dead |
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Cause instead of a wedding in love |
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I'm flunking out of school |
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A total laughing stock |
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Someone he and his friends could just mock |
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So go on, here's my head |
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Just hit it with a rock! |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Wait, go back! |
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(sung) You came out here to follow a man |
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Harvard law was just part of that plan |
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Man, what rich romantic planet are you from? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Malibu? |
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EMMETT：Instead of lying outside by the pool |
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You stalk some guy to an ivy league school? |
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That's the weirdest reason I have-- |
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ELLE：(spoken) Oh, why'd you come? |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Okay |
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(sung) I grew up in the Roxbury slums |
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With my mom and a series of bums |
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Guys who showed me all the ways a man can fail |
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I got through law school by busting my ass |
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Worked two jobs in addition to class |
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So forgive me for not weeping at your tale |
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ELLE：(spoken) Well excuse me, |
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just because you've got some kind of chip on your shoulder . . . |
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EMMETT：(spoken) You know what? You're right. |
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(sung) There's a chip on my shoulder |
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And it's big as a boulder |
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With the chance I've been given |
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I'm gonna be driven as hell |
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I'm so close I can taste it |
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So I'm not gonna waste it |
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Yeah, there's a chip on my shoulder |
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You might wanna get one as well |
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ELLE：(spoken) I'm sorry, but that sounds highly negative. |
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Wait! Two jobs PLUS law school?! How do you do it? |
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EMMETT：Well, I don't go to parties a lot |
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Not good use of the time that I've got |
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Can't spend hours doing my hair and staying in shape |
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ELLE：(spoken) I don't spend hours! |
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EMMETT：But I know it'll all be worthwhile |
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When I win my first lucrative trial |
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And buy my mom that great big house out on the cape! |
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ELLE：(spoken) Oh, that's so sweet! |
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EMMETT：No! That's the chip on my shoulder |
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I hugged my mom and told her |
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With the chance I've been given |
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I'm gonna be driven as hell |
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Though I can't take the day off |
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I just think of the payoff |
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You need a chip on your shoulder |
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Little Miss Woods comma Elle |
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ELLE：(spoken) I just need to prove to everyone that I'm serious! |
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EMMETT：(spoken) What you need is to get to work! Where are your law books? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Ummm . . . Well, I know they're here somewhere . . . |
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EMMETT：Ya know, this vanity's real picturesque |
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But it started its life as a desk |
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Clear it off, and find some room for books instead |
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ELLE：(spoken) What are you doing?! |
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EMMETT：Can you live without this? |
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Can you live without that? |
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I don't know what this is |
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ELLE：(spoken) It's for hair! |
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EMMETT：Wear a hat! |
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Spend some time improving what's inside your head! |
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Out, out, put it in storage, sell it on eBay, leave it behind |
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Out, out, what, are you angry? |
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Good, so get angry! You may find |
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The chip on your shoulder |
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ELLE：(spoken) ARGH! |
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EMMETT：The room just got colder |
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ELLE：(spoken) Hey! |
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EMMETT：But with the chance you've been given |
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Why are you not driven as hell?! |
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There's just no way around it |
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You gotta plow through til you've |
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ELLE：(spoken) Found it! |
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EMMETT：Been reading it hard, I can tell . . . |
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CHORUS：Tis a gift to be simple |
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Tis a gift to be free |
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Hmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm |
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ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Have a great Thanksgiving! |
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Say hi to your mom and dad for me! And Grandma Bootsie! |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Define malum prohibitum. |
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ELLE：(spoken) Malum prohibitum is, ummm . . . |
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EMMETT：(spoken) An act prohibited-- |
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ELLE：(spoken) An act prohibited by law like jaywalking or chewing gum in Singapore. |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Therefore malum in se? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Is an action. That is evil in itself. |
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Assualt, murder, white shoes after labor day. |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Good. Where are you going? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Home, of course! It's Thanksgiving break, remember? |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Interesting |
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ELLE：(spoken) What? |
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EMMETT：Well, I predict you will probably pass |
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ELLE：(spoken) Yes! |
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EMMETT：In the bottom percent of your class |
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ELLE：(spoken) What? |
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EMMETT：If you're going for mediocre, you've done great! |
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ELLE：(spoken) That's not fair! |
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EMMETT：Look, they laughed at me like they're laughing at you |
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We can't win if we don't follow through! |
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Might I venture your vacation plans can wait? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Why do you always have to be right? |
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CHORUS：Glo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ria in excelsis Deo |
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ELLE：(spoken) Bye, Warner! Merry Christmas! Enjoy Bayo! |
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EMMETT：(spoken) Ho-ho-ho! |
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ELLE：(spoken) Emmett! |
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EMMETT：(spoken) For you! Not as good as going home for Christmas, but . . . |
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ELLE：(spoken) You are too sweet. |
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EMMETT：(spoken) It's a real time saver. Shampoo and conditioner in one! |
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ELLE：(spoken) Ah! (giggles) Thank you. You are so adorable to think of me. |
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WARNER：(spoken) Elle, hey! |
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ELLE：(spoken) Warner! |
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WARNER：(spoken) Have you seen Vivienne? I've been looking for her everywhere! |
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ELLE：(spoken) Yeah . . . I-I mean no. |
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WARNER：(spoken) Great! We're gonna miss our flight! |
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EMMETT：(spoken)Um, Elle? |
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(sung)I don't know if you've noticed before |
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But each time Warner walks in the door |
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Your IQ goes down to 40, maybe less |
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ELLE：(spoken) Huh? |
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EMMETT：Though it's hardly my business to say |
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Could it be the real thing in your way |
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Is the very guy you're trying to impress |
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ELLE：Yes! I've been smiling and sweet and thoroughly beaten blowing my chance |
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Let's not chase him away |
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Let's face him and say |
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"Hey punk, let's dance!" |
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This chip on my shoulder |
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Makes me smarter and bolder |
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No more whining or blaming |
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I am reclaiming my pride |
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Grab that book and let's do this |
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Instead of doodling hearts all through this |
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Now there's a chip on my shoulder! |
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Let's see him knock it aside! |
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Chorus：Ah-ah-ah-ah Daughter of Delta Nu |
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Show him that you're no fool |
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Daughter of Delta Nu |
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Go back to school with a big chip on your shoulder! |
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WARNER：(spoken) Mr. Ladimer was clearly within his rights to ask for visitation. |
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Without his sperm, the child in question wouldn't exist! |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) Now you're thinking like a lawyer! |
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Yes, Miss Woods. |
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ELLE：(spoken) Mr. Huntington makes an excellent point, |
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but did the defendant keep a log of every sperm emission made throughout his life? |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) Interesting. Why do you ask? |
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ELLE：(spoken) Well, unless the defendant attempted to contact every sexual encounter to find out if a child resulted from those unions |
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he has no parental claim over this child whatsoever |
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Why now? Why this sperm? |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) I see your point. |
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ELLE：(spoken) And by Mr. Huntington's standards, |
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all masturbatory emissions where the sperm was clearly not seeking an egg |
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could be called reckless abandonment. |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, you just won your case. |
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ELLE：Ohmigod . . . |
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CHORUS：Wait, hold on, we just won the case! |
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ELLE：Omigod . . . |
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GIRLS：Elle got all up in Warner's face |
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ELLE：Omigod . . . |
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GIRLS：I am starting to like this place! Yes! Omigod! |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) Miss Woods, excellent work today. |
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I assume you're applying for my internship. Do you have a resume? |
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ELLE：(spoken) I am one step ahead of you. |
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Here you go, and thanks in advance for your consideration. |
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CALLAHAN：(spoken) Dear God, it's scented. |
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Three months ago, I would have recycled this. Make sure to put it on file |
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EMMETT：Guess she got a chip on her shoulder |
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Maybe some wise man told her |
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With the chance we've been given |
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We gotta be driven as hell |
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She was something to see there |
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I'm just happy I could be there |
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First big test and she aced it |
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She's so close she can taste it |
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She got a chip on her shoulder |
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Guess you never can te-e-ell . . . |
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With little Miss Woods comma Elle! |
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CHORUS：Elle Woods |
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Woods comma Elle |
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Chip on her shoulder |
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Elle Woods |
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Woods comma Elle |
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Chip on her shoulder |
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EMMETT：No you never can tell |
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CHORUS：Elle Woods |
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Woods comma Elle |
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Chip on her shoulder |
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ALL：With little Miss Woods comma Elle |
