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i know a fat old policeman |
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he's always on our street |
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a fat and jolly red faced man |
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he really is a treat |
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he's to kind for a policeman |
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he's never known to frown |
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and everybody says he's the happyist man in town |
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(laughing) （ |
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the laughs apon duty |
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he laughs apon his beat |
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he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street |
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he never can stop laughing |
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he says he has not tried |
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and once he did arrest a man |
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and laughed untill he cried |
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(laughing)（ |
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his jolly face is wrinkeled |
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and then he shut his eyes |
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he opened his great mouth |
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is was a wanderus site |
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he said i must arrest you |
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he dint know what for |
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and then he started laughing |
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until he cracked his jaw |
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(laughing)（ |
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so if you chance to meet him |
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when walking round the town |
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just shake him by his fat old hand |
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and give him half a crown |
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his eyes will beam and sparkel |
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he will gurgle with delight |
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and then you will start him laughing |
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with all his blessed might |
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(laughing)（ |
