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Princess Rap Battle |
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Rapunzel and Flynn versus Anna and Kristoff |
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Let the rap battle begin! |
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R:My hair’s so soft but I ball so hard |
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That my bed head brings all the boys to the yard |
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I was the caged bird singing, busting back on the scene |
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This little lost princess is the long-locked queen |
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Of rap-unzel, right in my name |
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Coming back for my crown with my magical mane |
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I’m a chef, guitarist, painter, potter, scholar, singer, dancer |
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Knock me but like Elsa’s door, you haven’t got an answer |
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Your snowflake’s not unique and you’re past your peak |
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Even the silver in your hair is a losing streak |
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I can’t believe how dumb you are, Hans took you for a sucker |
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I’ll say it twice, you stink on ice, did I mumble, ************? |
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A:I’m not ANN-a, I’m AH-na, I go ham when I wanna |
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You can’t handle the drama, slam a damn prima donna |
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A once upon a timer I know better than momma |
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Frozen fever so hot, I have to chill in a sauna |
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Blondie’s only got three books and a mother that betrays her |
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And it doesn’t even phase her that she raised her with no razor |
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Sunflower in a tower, tricked by her kidnapper |
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Me? I woulda capped her and frickin’ witch slapped her |
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You’re not the brightest lantern and your mug is just fugly |
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The word on the street is that your duckling ain't snuggly |
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Agoraphobic bore and I don’t know what’s sadder |
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That you’ve never worn shoes or that you’re just a rope ladder |
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F:I'm kinda like this oaf, but I'm dashing, smart and beautious |
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He's a bigger horse's ass than Maximus's gluteus |
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My dream came true: the girl, the castle, the money |
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I'm the wanted man she wanted, man, the future looks sunny |
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This dapper rogue rapper's now a royal insider |
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And since we got hitched we are both Flynn riders |
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You think you're hot ****? Well, your sister was colder |
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I'll melt the ice in your heart, when I heat up I smolder |
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K:You're a fraud, Eugene, I'll pop your head like a twist off |
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This robber's getting clobbered when Kristoff gets pissed off |
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My reindeer Sven is so damn frosty, Santa's like |
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("Damn! That's a cold-ass donkey!") |
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I love Anna, not her title, I would never two-time her |
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You're a terrible rhymer, a tower and social climber |
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You're a colossal debacle, even Olaf knows you're awful |
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You're as crooked as your nose, I should dust you like Gothel |
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R＆F:Can I end this business? Hells yes, I can |
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With the business end of my frying pan |
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Tied up and dangled, strung up and strangled |
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You'll have a brush with death when you're messing with Tangled |
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(So hungry for a husband once you left your isolation) |
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We saw you getting Hans-y at your sister's coronation |
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Snap engaged to a villain 'fore you cuddled up with Thor |
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(Looks like any dude'll do when your love's an open door) |
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This Arendelle airhead has a brain full of holes |
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From when her mind got wiped by those ridiculous trolls |
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Of course you Norses fight, but in the end you always lose |
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Your odds are sinking faster than your parents on a cruise |
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A＆K:You've got an avalanche of dandruff and lice by the million |
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You need a lake of shampoo and a full-body Brazilian |
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While we're on the subject, and I don't mean to push |
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But does your carpet match your drapes? That's like an 80-pound bush |
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(I'm the fixer-upper lover who's as strong as an ox |
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I go hard all night long 'cause my family rocks |
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By the Northern Lights I keep her warm at night |
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And I'm moving more ice than Walter White) |
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Can I say something crazy? Check how it affects ya |
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Your hair's a let down and no one respects ya |
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So get back in your prison atop that tall architecture |
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Won't be coming back for seconds because Anna wrecks ya |
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