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作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
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ELDER PRICE: Hello! |
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My name is Elder Price |
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And I would like to share with you the most amazing book. |
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ELDER GRANT: Hello! |
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My name is Elder Grant. |
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It's a book about America a long, long time ago. |
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ELDER PRICE: It has so many awesome parts |
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You simply won't believe how much this book can change your life. |
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ELDER GREEN: Hello! |
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My name is Elder Green |
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I would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ. |
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ELDER YOUNG: Hello! |
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My name is Elder Young |
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ELDER HARRIS: Hello! |
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ELDER YOUNG: Did you know that Jesus lived here in the U.S.A.? |
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ELDER GRANT: You can read all about it now! |
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ELDER WHITE: Hello! |
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ELDER YOUNG: In this nifty book, it's free! No, you don't have to pay! |
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ELDER YOUNG: Hello! |
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ELDER SMITH: Hello! My name is Elder Smith! |
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And can I leave this book with you for you to just peruse? |
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ELDER BROWN: Hello! |
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ELDER GREEN: Hello! |
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ELDER HARRIS: Hello! |
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ELDER SMITH: I'll just leave it here. |
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It has a lot of information you can really use! |
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ELDER PRICE: Hello! |
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ELDER HARRIS: Hi! |
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ELDER PRICE: My name is- |
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ELDER GREEN: Jesus Christ! |
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ELDER GRANT: You have a lovely home! |
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ELDER CROSS: Hello! |
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ELDER YOUNG: It's an amazing book! |
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ELDER SMITH: Bonjour! |
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ELDER WHITE: Ho la! |
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ELDER HARRIS: Ni hao! |
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ELDER WHITE: Me llamo Elder White! |
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ELDER GRANT: Are these your kids? |
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ELDER GREEN: This book gives you the secret to eternal life! |
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ELDER SMITH: Sound good? |
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ALL: Eternal life! |
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ELDER GREEN: With Jesus Christ! |
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ALL: Is super fun! |
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ELDER BROWN: Hello! |
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ELDER HARRIS: Ding dong! |
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ALL: And if you let us in we'll show you how it can be done! |
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ELDER GRANT: No thanks? |
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ELDER GREEN: You sure? |
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ELDER GRANT: Oh, well. |
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ELDER GREEN: That's fine. |
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ELDER GRANT: Goodbye! |
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ELDER GREEN: Have fun in hell. |
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ELDER GRANT and ELDER CROSS: Hey now! |
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ALL: You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life |
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This book will change your life, |
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This book will change your life! |
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This book will change your life, |
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This book will change your life- |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: HELLO! Would you like to change religions?! I have a free book written by Jesus! |
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VOICE: NO, NO, ELDER CUNNINGHAM! |
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That's NOT how we do it! You're making things up again! |
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JUST STICK TO THE APPROVED DIALOGUE. |
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Elders, show him! |
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ELDERS: Hello! |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Hello... |
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ELDERS: My name is- |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: Elder Cunningham? |
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ELDERS: And we would like to share with you this book of Jesus Christ! |
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ELDER PRICE: Hello! |
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ELDER GRANT:Hello! |
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ELDER GREEN and ELDER YOUNG: Ding dong! |
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ELDER WHITE and ELDER BROWN: Heigh ho! |
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ELDER SMITH: Just take this book! |
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ELDER HARRIS: It's free! |
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ELDER BROWN: For you! |
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ELDER HARRIS: For me! |
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ELDERS: You see? |
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You simply won't believe how much this book will change your life! (Hello!) |
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This book will change your life! |
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This book will change your life! (Hello!) |
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This book will change- |
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So you won't burn in- |
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ELDER WHITE: Hell...O! |
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ELDERS: You're gonna die someday! |
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But if you read this book you'll see that there's another way. |
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Spend eternity with friends and family. |
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We can fully guarantee you that this book will change your life!(Hello!) |
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This book will change your life!(Hello!) |
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This book will change your life! |
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This book will change your life! |
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The book of Mor-mon-(Mor-mon-) |
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Hello!!! |