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作曲 : Robert Lopez/Trey Parker/Matt Stone |
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ELDER SMITH: Do you have any idea where they are sending you, Elder Price? |
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ELDER PRICE: Well, of course we don't really have final say over where we get sent but |
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I have been praying to be sent to my favourite place in the whole world |
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ELDER GRANT: If you prayed for a location, I'm sure Heavenly Father will make it happened |
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You're like the smartest, best, most deserving elder the center's ever seen... |
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ELDER PRICE: Aw, come on you guys |
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ELDER PRICE: The most important time of a Mormon kid's life |
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Is his mission. |
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A chance to go out |
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And help heal the world, |
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That's my mission. |
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Soon I'll be off in a different place, |
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Helping the whole human race. |
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I know my mission will be |
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Something incredible! |
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VOICE: Elders, form a line and step forward when your name is called. ELDER YOUNG! |
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ELDER YOUNG: Yes sir! |
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VOICE: Your mission brother will be.... Elder Grant! |
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ELDER GRANT: That- That's me! Hey brother! |
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VOICE: And your mission location is... NORWAY! |
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ELDER YOUNG: Oh wow, NORWAY! |
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ELDER GRANT: Land of gnomes... and trolls! |
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ALL: Hoo wah! Hey ya! Shoo wah! Zadup WOW! |
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ELDER YOUNG and ELDER GRANT: Two by two, |
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We're marching door to door |
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'Cause God loves Mormons, |
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And he wants some more! |
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A two year mission is our sacrifice! |
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We are the army of the church of Jesus Christ |
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ALL: ...Of Latter-day Saints! |
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Two by two, |
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And today we'll know |
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Who we'll make the journey with |
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And where we'll go |
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We're fighting for a cause, |
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But we're really really nice! |
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We are the army of the Church of Jesus Chirst! |
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... Of Latter-day Saints! |
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VOICE: Elder White and Elder Smith! |
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ELDER SMITH: I KNEW we'd get paired together! |
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VOICE: Your location will be... FRANCE! |
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ELDER WHITE: FRANCE! Land of Pastries and Turtlenecks! |
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ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE: Two by two |
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I guess it's you and me |
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We're off the preach across land and sea! |
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ELDER WHITE: Satan has a hold of France! |
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ELDER SMITH: We need to knock him off his perch! |
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ELDER SMITH and ELDER WHITE: We are the soldiers of the army of the church! |
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ALL: Of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints! |
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VOICE: Elder Cross and Elder Green! |
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You will be serving in.... Japan! |
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ELDER GREEN: Ooh! JAPAN!? |
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ELDER CROSS: Land of Soy Sauce! |
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ELDER GREEN: And Mothra! |
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VOICE: Elder Harris and Elder Brown... |
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ELDER PRICE: Heavenly Father, where will I go on my mission? ( ELDERS: On my mission...) |
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Will it be China, or ol' Mexico on my mission?( ELDERS: My mission... ) |
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It could be San Fran by the bay, |
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Australia where they say "G'day!" |
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But I pray I'm sent |
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To my favorite place... |
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ORLANDO!( ELDERS: Orlando...) |
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ELDER PRICE: I love you, |
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Orlando! |
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Sea World and Disney! |
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And Putt-putt Golfing! |
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VOICE: Elder Price! |
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ELDER PRICE: Yes sir! |
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VOICE: Your brother will be... Elder Cunningham! |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: IT'S ME! IT'S ME! Hello! |
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ELDER PRICE: Oh, hi! |
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VOICE: And your mission location is.... UGANDA! |
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ELDER PRICE: ...Uganda? |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: UGANDA! COOL! WHERE IS THAT...?! |
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VOICE: Africa! |
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ELDER CUNNINGHAM: OH BOY! Like Lion King! |
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ALL: Two by two, |
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And now it's time to go! |
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Our paths have been revealed, |
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So let's start the show! |
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Our shirts are clean and pressed, |
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And our haircuts are precise! |
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We are the army of the church of Jesus... |
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CHRIST! |
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Two by two, |
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We march for victory! |
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Armed with the greatest book in history! |
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We'll convert everyone |
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All across the planet Earth! |
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That is the beauty of... |
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The essence of... |
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The purpose of- |
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The mission of- |
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The soldiers of- |
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The army of the Church of Jesus Christ |
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...of Latter-Day Saints! |
