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作词 : Jon lajoie |
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作曲 : Jon lajoie |
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曲名:Not Evil |
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歌手:Tiffany Haddish |
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专辑:The Lego Movie 2 |
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歌词整理:学生会长静香 |
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Oh no,are we in a musical? (Uh, hope not) |
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Hello friends my name is Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi |
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Don't worry,I'm totally not one of those evil queens |
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you've read aboutin fairy tales or seen in the movies. |
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And there's no reason at all to be suspicious of me. |
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Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know |
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Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know |
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(I won't lie, it's actually very suspicious that you are leading with this) |
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I'm so not a villain, I have zero evil plans. |
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No ulterior motive just want to help where I can. |
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I wannna shower you with gifts cause I'm selfless and sweet. |
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So there's no reason at all to be suspicious of |
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Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi |
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The least evil queen in history |
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And if you do not believe me |
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I totally won't imprison your family |
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Cause that be evil and that's so not me. |
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Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know |
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Not evil not evil no,the least evil person I know |
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(Really? Because I'm getting super evil vibes here) |
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Benny,do you like spaceships? Cause I think they are great |
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How do you know that? Loving spaceships is my one defining trait! |
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Well now my good friend,you can build the spaceship of your dreams |
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On your very own planet with your own spaceship-building team |
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(Come on,do not fall for this) |
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Wyldstyle,haven't you heard? There's no reason at all to be suspicious of |
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Her |
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(Yean, I know she keeps saying that but she is clearly an evil queen |
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Yar well, I'm not buying it.) |
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MetalBeard, a pirate without a ship that's so cruel |
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It's like a spider without a web or a queen without a fool |
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(Even her metaphors are suspicious) |
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I've got a surprise for you |
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A planet that's really a pirate ship and the population your crew |
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(Her story checks out,She is cool,not evil) |
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(What about me? |
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Unikitty, what's the most glitter you can imagine? |
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A lot! |
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Times that by infinity!) |
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And Batman |
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Don't even try it lady,I don't need anything |
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Oh I know,that's why I'm going to give you half of everything |
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Uh,like everything everything? |
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Everything everything. |
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She's rad,this chick gets me) |
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Here's some other adjectives people use to describe me: |
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Unduplictious |
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Unmalicious |
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Unconniving |
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Unnasty |
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(You're clearly just adding 'UN'to words that describe you) |
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Who?Me? |
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I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi |
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I never trick people in to trusting me |
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By hiding my true personalities |
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So i can ues them to accomplish my evil deeds |
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Cause that be evil and that's so not me. |
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I never cheat, I never bribe, I never scheme, I never lie |
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And that wasn't a lie when I said just now that I never lie |
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Cause I never lie and I never laugh when children cry |
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And I never poison enemies of mine |
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And I never cry when I'm alone at night |
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Cause I'm not sad,I love my life |
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I'm getting off track,let me get back to the point I was making |
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I'm Queen Watevra Wa-Nabi |
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The most least evil person you ever meet |
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And if you make eye contact with me |
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I totally won't have you executed immediately |
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Cause that be evil(evil),evil(evil),evil(evil) |
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and that's so not me. |