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作词 : Jon lajoie |
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作曲 : Jon lajoie |
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B: Oh great, more singing, right on time |
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Q: Listen, Bruce |
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B: Who’s Bruce?(Whoo) |
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Q: It’s nothing personal(Whoa) It’s just |
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I’ve dated men like you before and you’re just not my type (My type) |
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Never around during the day only come out at night (That’s right) |
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Emotionally wounded, dark and brooding all the time (Boo hoo) |
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Hanging around with clowns, I don’t need that in my life |
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I ain’t Selina Kyle, I ain’t no Vicky Vale |
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I was never into you even when you were Christian Bale |
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B: I’m more of a Keaton guy myself |
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Q: Oh, I loved him as Beetlejuice |
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I’m just not into Gotham City guys |
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B: Well, yeah, we’re flawed but that’s what makes us so relateable |
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Q: I’m just not into guys who can’t fly |
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B: I can fly |
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Q: The Batwing can fly |
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Rich boys with gadgets are not my type |
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B:What is your type? |
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Q: Kryptonian men are my kryptonite |
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Gross! |
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Q:I’m just not into Gotham City guys |
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B(solo):So what?! |
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You’re not into me. I don’t care |
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But like, listen up! |
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You’re clearly (Whoo) just confused |
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Gotham dudes are the best |
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We have deep manly(Whoo) voice and insanely ripped pecs (Hey) |
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We're Affleck-level hot (Whoo) |
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And we're Oprah-level rich (Whoo) |
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With George Clooney-level Charm |
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And Val Kilmer lips |
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We worked for our powers (Whoo) |
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Cause we're self-made men |
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We didn't just get them from the sun like an entitled alien |
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Go on one date with me and You'll change your mind |
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Q: Unsubscribe |
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I'm just not into Gotham City guys |
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B:Give me a chance |
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Q:No thank you, hard pass |
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I'm just not into guys who don't wear tights |
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B:I used to wear tights, ask Adam West |
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Q:I'm looking for a husband |
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Someone to share my crown |
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And Gotham men are playboys Who would never settle down |
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Unlike other superheroes |
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Who are strong and not afraid |
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Of commitment and relationships I won't name any names |
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But I'll leave you a hint |
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He's made of steel And wears a red cape |