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作曲 : Benjamin Adamo/David Best/Edward Chivers/Stephen Lewis |
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I'm the deep sea diving champion of the zodiac |
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and heres a tantalising glimpse |
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into the future you'll never have |
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You clap when your flight lands |
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You clap at the end of films |
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You struggle with technology |
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and you blame this on the instructions |
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You've got a food hygiene rating of 4 |
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You google google |
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You're shouting in English at Spaniards in Spain |
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I'm substituting sugar substitutes for sugar |
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When I buy one get one free I just eat them both quicker |
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The veins in your forehead pulse to a rhythm in decline |
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Sweating like a pig on question time |
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I'm caramelising onions with prosecco |
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Dressed up like a pound shop pharaoh |
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You've got a cag in a bag |
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You've got a bad back when you go like this |
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Well don't go like this , just stop |
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Getting your knickers in a twist , you racist |
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I'm a downward facing dog |
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I'm the diamond heist scene in rififi |
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I consume data intravenously |
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But it doesn't make me happy |
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My work colleagues children |
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Call their teacher Gavin |
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He's got a salmon shirt with a white collar |
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That clashes with his skin tone |
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Of Gammon |
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Gammon |
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gAmmon |
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gaMmon |
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gamMon |
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gammOn |
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gammoN |
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gammOn |
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gamMon |
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gaMmon |
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gAmmon |
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Gammon |
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gAmmon |
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gaMmon |
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gamMon |
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gammOn |
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I'm thinking of switching my utilities provider |
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I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem |
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I'm on a dial-up modem |
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I'm on a dial-up modem |
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I'm surfing the web on a dial-up modem |
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Pure evil vibrating |
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Pure evil vibrating |
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Pure evil vibrating |
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Pure evil vibrating |
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