My Baby's in Love with Benedict Cumberbatch

歌名	My Baby's in Love with Benedict Cumberbatch
歌手	Boy Meets Robot
专辑	The Robots Will Kill Us All

原歌词

[00:00.00]	作曲 : Michael Justin Collins-Dowden
[0:03.9]	Well I come home late, but I’m excited to see,
[0:08.4]	my sweet, sweet darling, just waiting for me.
[0:12.6]	I look around, oh where can she be?
[0:16.8]	Just sitting on the couch, Sherlock on the TV.
[0:20.8]	I say,
[0:21.5]	“hey pretty baby can I cuddle up to you?
[0:25.2]	And then a little later there’s something we oughta do.”
[0:29.1]	She says,
[0:29.6]	“please be quiet, I don’t want to miss this.
[0:33.5]	I think Sherlock and Watson are finally gonna kiss.”
[0:37.5]	My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[0:41.9]	Wants to go to bed with Cummerbund Bandersnatch.
[0:46.2]	Gonna run away with Bandicoot Chowder-pants.
[0:50.4]	Now what am I going to do?
[0:54.3]	So we watch some movies, and I put Star Trek on.
[0:58.8]	But she just wants to feel the wrath of Khan.
[1:02.9]	Only Alan Turing could ever crack her code,
[1:07.1]	And she knows Peter Guillam would find her mole.
[1:11.5]	She’s even willing to watch Bilbo Baggins,
[1:15.7]	because that Smaug is one sexy dragon.
[1:20.0]	Why does she read all that Sherlock fan-fic?
[1:24.2]	He’s just high functioning sociopathic.
[1:28.0]	My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[1:32.4]	Wants to go to bed with Bombadil Waffle-smack.
[1:36.5]	Gonna run away with Butterscotch Ampersand.
[1:41.1]	Now what am I going to do?
[2:01.7]	Now I’m all alone, my sweetie’s gone away.
[2:06.1]	I guess I should have known,
[2:08.1]	she would leave me one day.
[2:10.3]	I don’t know what she sees,
[2:12.4]	I guess she thinks he’s hotter.
[2:14.7]	But if you ask me,
[2:16.3]	he kinda looks like an otter.
[2:18.7]	My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[2:22.8]	Wants to go to bed with Cucumber Bacon-splat
[2:26.9]	Gonna run away with Snorkel-dink Custard-bath
[2:31.5]	Now what am I going to do?
[2:35.5]	My baby’s in love with Benedict Cumberbatch.
[2:39.6]	Wants to go to bed with Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash
[2:41.1]	Gonna run away with Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch.
[2:48.3]	Now what am I going to do?
[2:52.5]	Oh what am I going to do?
[2:56.9]	Now what am I going to do?

歌词翻译

[0:03.9]	唉，今天回家已经很晚了，不过我很激动
[0:08.4]	因为我知道我的宝贝女朋友正在等我
[0:12.6]	我环顾四周她会在哪里呢
[0:16.8]	原来坐在沙发上看神探夏洛克呢
[0:20.8]	我说
[0:21.5]	嗨，我漂亮的宝贝儿我现在可以抱你吗
[0:25.2]	然后我们一会就可以嘿咻嘿咻了
[0:29.1]	她说
[0:29.6]	安静安静！我不想错过这个镜头
[0:33.5]	我觉得夏洛克和华生终于要接吻了(JOHNLOCK IS REEEEAAAALLLL脸)
[0:37.5]	我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
[0:41.9]	她想和康伯邦德本德斯纳奇一起睡觉
[0:46.2]	想和本迪克特乔德潘奇私奔
[0:50.4]	现在我做些什么呢？
[0:54.3]	我们准备看一些电影，所以我放了星际迷航
[0:58.8]	但是她宁愿去感受可汗的愤怒(也不愿意理我)
[1:02.9]	只有艾伦图灵可以破解她的密码
[1:07.1]	她还知道彼得吉勒姆会找到她身上的痣
[1:11.5]	她甚至想要去看比尔博巴金斯
[1:15.7]	因为她觉得史矛革是一条非常性感的龙
[1:20.0]	为什么她要读许多夏洛克的同人小说
[1:24.2]	他只不过是个高功能反社会者啊
[1:28.0]	我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
[1:32.4]	她想要和Bombadil Waffle-smack 一起睡觉
[1:36.5]	想和Butterscotch Ampersand 私奔
[1:41.1]	我现在该怎么办呢？
[2:01.7]	好了现在女朋友离开了我孤身一人
[2:06.1]	我想早该知道知道的
[2:08.1]	总有一天我们会分手
[2:10.3]	我搞不懂她怎么想的啊
[2:12.4]	大概她觉得本尼很性感
[2:14.7]	但是如果你非要问我的话
[2:16.3]	他不过长的很像水獭罢了！
[2:18.7]	我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
[2:22.8]	她想要和Cucumber Bacon-splat 一起睡觉
[2:26.9]	和Snorkel-dink Custard-bath私奔
[2:31.5]	现在我该怎么办啊？
[2:35.5]	我的女朋友爱上了本尼迪克特康伯巴奇
[2:39.6]	想要和Curdle-snoot Bramble-thrash 一起睡觉
[2:41.1]	和Fraggle-rock Cabbage-patch 私奔
[2:48.3]	现在我该怎么办啊
[2:52.5]	天哪，我该怎么办啊
[2:56.9]	(┯_┯)