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Ladies and gentlemen |
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Creatures of the night |
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Terrestrials that are extra, lend me your ears |
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Would you like to be shocked and amazed? |
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Would you like to see a single sheet of paper called money |
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Control an evolutionary masterpiece |
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That was billions of years in the making called a human? |
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Not shocked yet? |
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Would you like to hear a race of beings |
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That actually think Earth belongs to them? |
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That's right, I kid you not! |
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Step right in and see how they believe the planet belongs to them! |
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But as we all know |
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We belong to the planet |
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But not here, not here |
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That's right, come step right in and have a float |
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Through our peculiar, yet fantastical |
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Gallery of Thrills |
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We're all dying |
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Gallery of Thrills |
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We're all dying |
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Yes I know |
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You may have traveled |
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The far corners of the universe |
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In search of intelligent life |
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But I'm here to tell you |
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You won't find that here |
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No, no |
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You must keep a move on my friend |
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Come stop on in |
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If you would like to feel |
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A thrill |
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Down your spine |
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We have men who truly believe they are superior to women |
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We have people who kill animals with military-grade weapons |
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That call themselves hunters and deem it a sport! |
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Ha, that's right |
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Right here |
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I kid you not, it is one bizarre gallery we have here, I assure you |
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Boy we got it all here |
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I wish I could say that these |
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Were fake creations coming from my carnie mouth |
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But sadly this is all real |
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Right now this is just the tip of the iceberg |
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Why don't you come swing on by |
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Swing on by and see for yourself, the Gallery of Thrills |
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Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish you Martians would just beam me up |
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I would feel more safe in the unknown than what is known here |
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I want to believe |
