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Miss X is now just an ex-lover |
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As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split |
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As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid: |
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Miss X was doing horse |
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Miss X wore shiny platform trainers |
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Miss X more or less moved into my house when I was working on getting famous |
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Miss X gave me chlamydia then, when I’d been told by the doctor |
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Not to have sex for three weeks, put pressure on me to **** her |
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Miss X, lying beside me when Diana died, couldn’t give a shit |
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Miss X started calling me ‘cold fish’, ‘plank’ and ‘Mr Limp Dick’ |
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Sex with Japanese pleased me more, I found them less voracious |
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Miss X meanwhile was ****ing her way to the top, working on getting famous |
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The great love of Miss X’s life came back to town, she started to stalk him |
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There were other reasons I left Miss X, but I’ve forgotten |
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Miss X is now just an ex-lover |
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As time goes by it gets harder to remember why we split |
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As I recall the reasons were all small and stupid |
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I miss her |