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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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This award I’ve won |
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Is really yours |
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You helped with my career |
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Eight or nine a year |
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To me you’re the real rising British stars |
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I’d like to thank my seducers |
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And also my seduced |
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My producers |
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And the whole supporting cast |
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My principal photographer |
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That unprincipled pornographer |
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Without whom the whole thing would be lost |
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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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It really was Cecil B De Mille |
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The billions of sperm |
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The babies unborn |
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You applied so much spermicide to kill |
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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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Some of you are squirming out there |
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Hoping and praying |
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I won’t reveal your names |
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Don’t worry, we all know who you are |
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So thank you Sallie Popplewell |
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And Rosemary Barber |
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Klee Hitchens |
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And Annalise Sinclair |
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Natasha Kefalonis |
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Angelika Adonis |
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Tracey Emin |
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And 37 more |
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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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Thank you from the bottom of my heart |
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And from the heart of my bottom |
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I know it must be rotten |
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To provide the raw material for art |
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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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The casting directors and the fans |
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There’s a tent in my brain |
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Where I’ve embroidered all your names |
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I love you |
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And ‘je ne regrette rien’ |
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I’d like to thank everyone |
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I have ever slept with |
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Like an elephant, I never forgot |
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My make-up artist Pierre |
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My landscape gardener |
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My manager, my mother, and God |
