I Pissed Myself

I Pissed Myself

歌名 I Pissed Myself
歌手 Caroline Konstnar
专辑 This Is Underwhelming at Best
原歌词
[00:00.64] As I walked along the street
[00:03.46] I felt my bladder make a pee
[00:06.18] And there it was all along
[00:09.48] Bladder full and far from home
[00:12.38] I needed to take a piss
[00:17.60] I reached out to the world but she rejected me
[00:23.25] Not a store or restaurant would take my pee
[00:28.90] I walked an alley hoping to find a place to piss and piece of mind
[00:40.10] Then lo and behold a lovely lady squatting behind a dumpster
[00:45.95] She too was pissing free and wild, her stream wasn't flustered
[00:51.39] And with no thought or care in mind
[00:56.81] I squat next to her and put her hand in mine
[01:02.60] Squeezing our lemons we fell in love
[01:08.40] And just like god we made a flood
[01:14.14] And all through the night we ran the blocks
[01:16.91] Unloading yellow goodness from our d**ks
[01:24.85] And as the dawn turned dawn our thirst to burst was gone
[01:30.60] We decided to part ways
[01:33.57] Knowing our love go stronger with each spray
[01:37.59] Imagine the pee th-
[01:39.00] Eh the pee woman was you all along
歌词翻译
[00:00.64] 我在街上走着
[00:03.46] 排尿反射即将发挥作用
[00:06.18] 四周谁也帮不了我
[00:09.48] 传入神经不断兴奋,可我离家还远呢
[00:12.38] 上个洗手间为什么那么难
[00:17.60] 这个美丽的世界终究拒绝伸出援手
[00:23.25] 所有商店餐厅都拒绝和我一起分担这种压力
[00:28.90] 我带着对洗手间和平稳心态的无限渴求和走过一条胡同
[00:40.10] 然后没有想到在垃圾箱蹲着一位美丽俏佳人
[00:45.95] 她正心安理得并潇洒而狂野地感受大自然的召唤
[00:51.39] 我也懒得想那么多
[00:56.81] 牵过她的手,我蹲在了她旁边
[01:02.60] 在淡黄的柠檬汁的见证下,我们坠入爱河
[01:08.40] 天哪,这条河一发不可收拾
[01:14.14] 趁着夜色,我们狂奔过几个街区
[01:16.91] 一路留下专属我们的亮黄色痕迹
[01:24.85] 黎明到来,爆发的渴求最终溜走
[01:30.60] 我们分道扬镳
[01:33.57] 心里比谁都清楚,爱意如何在一次次喷发中渐渐浓烈
[01:37.59] 脑补一下
[01:39.00] 如果蹲在垃圾箱后面的美丽俏佳人,是你