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作词 : Nice Peter/EpicLLOYD/Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin |
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作曲 : Peter Shukoff/Lloyd Ahlquist/Zach Sherwin |
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Epic Rap Battle of History |
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J Robert Oppenheimer |
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VS |
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Thanos |
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Begin |
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（Thanos） |
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I am inevitable immeasurable inexorable monstrous |
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with bars weighing on you harder than you haunting guilty conscience |
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I am Thanos and I crush tracks like Tesseracts in my plam |
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You're a pencil pushing Terran who never learded to love his bomb |
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seems you started off a chemist and on your world you were a prodigy |
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well that make sense cause your rhymes are only hot periodically |
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man I burned the Avengers down to embers |
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sent half your planet to be slaughtered and now I'm offering Oppenheimer like I did to my daughter |
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got a fist of gold when I'm rapping six Infinity Gems what I'm packing |
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Stick your tiny nuclear dick back into your pants Dr. Manhattan |
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Hadron smashing all your atoms best not collide with me when I'm rhyming |
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cause you break and bleed so easy,I think I'call you Oppen-hymen |
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it's impossible to top my Oppy,you just don't have the stones |
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apparently the only things you're good at wrecking is a home |
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cause you slept with your firend' wife right there in your friend's bed |
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then got another married girl pregnant |
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you should've gone for the head |
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(Oppenheimer) |
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Listening to you took everything I have left after your raps I am become deaf |
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you need a iron man for that wrinkly ass skin |
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and that butt ****in' chin |
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where's your rhythm I thought you had the time stone |
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your punchlines sound like they came from the RhymeZone |
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you might be something in the MCU |
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but between us who's the worst MC?you |
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your dialogue's got too many breaks in the syllables |
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you talk so slow Drax think you're invisible |
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I cause chain reactions when I'm lyrical cause I've got that fissile material |
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you were born to Eternals but came out looking so scary |
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that yor own mother tried to make you a temporary |
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meanwhile I've mastered the atom more than any man alive |
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now I'm here to split U like 2 and 3 from 5 |
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I'm a peaceful man but I do what I must |
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you had an evil plan Thanos and it left you in the dust |
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it must leave your enraged when you compare our talents |
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because in this battle there is no balance |
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(Thanos) |
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For a communist pariah you come off as awfully sexy |
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but I'll make you bend the knee in round two like Nagasaki |
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I'm box office topper the Marvel show stopper |
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got my name on this win like it's the Thanos Copter |
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you just got no answer for Fortnite's shittiest dancer |
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I will Loki choke you out like my name was throat cancer |
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(Oppenheimer) |
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You wanna talk about death? |
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How about the one that looked at you and swiped left |
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I'm the destroyer of worlds |
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you got your shit handed to you by a Squrriel Girl |
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we're in the Endgame now Tinky Winky |
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I'll finish this like Ant-Man |
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all up in your stinky |
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anyone who believes that Thanos did nothing wrong crap has obviously never heard you rap |
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oh snap |
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WHO WON? |
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WHO'S NEXT? |
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YOU DECIDE |
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Epic |
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*Snap* |
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Awwww man... |
