Mushnik & Son

歌名	Mushnik & Son
歌手	Jonathan Groff
歌手	Tom Alan Robbins
专辑	Little Shop of Horrors (The New Off-Broadway Cast Album)

原歌词

[00:00.000]	作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:01.000]	作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:03.726] [MR. MUSHNIK]	He'll think about it
[00:05.010]	He'll think about it!
[00:06.600] [SEYMOUR]	I don't like that guy, Mr. Mushnik,
[00:07.668]	and you should hear the way he talks to Audrey
[00:09.889] [MR. MUSHNIK]	God in Himmel know,
[00:11.147]	the kid just said he'll mull it over
[00:12.976] [SEYMOUR]	No wonder she looks so unhealthy.
[00:14.083]	It's enough to make you sick!
[00:15.673] [MR. MUSHNIK]	If he left me, if Seymour left me,
[00:19.374]	why then I'd be back right where I started.
[00:21.900]	Which was broken, starving...
[00:23.772] [SEYMOUR]	Sweet and good and beautiful as she is...
[00:25.568]	she deserves a prince,
[00:26.343]	not a sadistic creep like him!
[00:28.579] [MR. MUSHNIK]	...close to bankrupt...
[00:30.099] [SEYMOUR]	What a louse!
[00:31.374] [MR. MUSHNIK]	...beset, befuddled, and bereft!
[00:34.181]	That's what I'd be if Seymour left
[00:36.775] [SEYMOUR]	He's a disgrace to the dental profession
[00:38.472] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Seymour!
[00:39.955] [SEYMOUR]	Sir?
[00:42.048] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Seymour, how would you like to be my son?
[00:48.800]	How would you like to be my own adopted boy?
[00:51.924]	I never liked him much before
[00:53.605]	But count the cash that's in the drawer
[00:55.156]	I've got no choice! I'm much too poor!
[00:56.514]	Say yes
[00:57.019] [SEYMOUR]	What for?
[00:57.480] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Seymour, I want to be your dad
[01:00.743]	I want to see you climbing up my family tree
[01:04.529]	I used to think you left a stench
[01:06.065]	But now I see that you're a mensch
[01:07.473]	So I'm proposing: Be my son!
[01:10.647]	"Mushnik & Son" sounds great
[01:14.226]	Three words with the ring of fate
[01:17.633]	So say you'll incorporate with me
[01:23.173]	A florist's dream come true
[01:27.151]	Mushnik and his boychik - you!
[01:30.272]	What business we'll do for F. T. D
[01:35.504]	How 'bout it, Seymour?
[01:36.472]	Be my son
[01:38.660]	Just say the word, I'll have my lawyer on the phone
[01:41.695] [SEYMOUR]	Now, Mr. Mushnik, don't be rash
[01:43.404]	You always said that I was trash
[01:44.732] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Oh, I was joking!
[01:45.779] [SEYMOUR]	Sir, I'm choking!
[01:46.590] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Excuse the physical expression of my pride
[01:48.684]	Of the sweet paternal mishegoss
[01:51.546]	I've held pent up inside-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi
[02:03.467] [SEYMOUR]	Gee
[02:04.754] [MR. MUSHNIK]	So?
[02:06.506] [SEYMOUR]	Well...
[02:08.074] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Well?
[02:09.625] [SEYMOUR]	I...
[02:11.187] [MR. MUSHNIK]	You?
[02:12.773]	Go ahead and say it, Seymour, tell me that you will
[02:15.605] [SEYMOUR]	Gee, I'd really like to, but...
[02:17.974] [MR. MUSHNIK]	I'll hold my breath until...
[02:26.056] [SEYMOUR]	OK, you win, I'll be your son!
[02:29.007] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Hooray, you'll really be my son?
[02:30.822] [SEYMOUR]	Draw up the papers, dad, I'm touched - I really am!
[02:33.446]	And when you reach age eighty-three
[02:34.827]	I'll let you come move in with me
[02:36.080] [MR. MUSHNIK]	You swear?
[02:36.851] [SEYMOUR]	I promise!
[02:37.419] [MR. MUSHNIK]	What a son!
[02:39.507] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	Mushnik & Son!
[02:41.728]	That's that
[02:42.497] [SEYMOUR]	Officially I'm your brat
[02:46.460] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	Consider the matter closed and done
[02:51.803]	Now to the world, let's stick
[02:55.754]	Our senior-and-junior schtick
[02:58.859]	Through thin and through thick
[03:00.384] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Hey!
[03:02.817] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	Through sloppy and slick
[03:05.063] [SEYMOUR]	So, come kiss me quick
[03:06.870] [MR. MUSHNIK]	Please, don't make me sick!
[03:08.126] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	Mushnik & Son!

歌词翻译

[00:03.726] [MR. MUSHNIK]	他会考虑的
[00:05.010]	他会考虑的！
[00:06.600] [SEYMOUR]	我不喜欢那家伙，穆什尼克先生
[00:07.668]	你该听听他是怎么对奥黛丽说话的
[00:09.889] [MR. MUSHNIK]	老天作证
[00:11.147]	这孩子刚说会仔细考虑
[00:12.976] [SEYMOUR]	难怪她看起来气色这么差
[00:14.083]	真让人作呕！
[00:15.673] [MR. MUSHNIK]	如果他离开我，如果西摩离开我
[00:19.374]	我就又回到原点
[00:21.900]	穷困潦倒...
[00:23.772] [SEYMOUR]	她那么甜美善良又美丽...
[00:25.568]	值得遇见王子
[00:26.343]	而不是他那种虐待狂变态！
[00:28.579] [MR. MUSHNIK]	...濒临破产...
[00:30.099] [SEYMOUR]	真卑鄙！
[00:31.374] [MR. MUSHNIK]	...困惑无助，一无所有！
[00:34.181]	这就是西摩离开后的我
[00:36.775] [SEYMOUR]	他是牙医行业的耻辱
[00:38.472] [MR. MUSHNIK]	西摩！
[00:39.955] [SEYMOUR]	先生？
[00:42.048] [MR. MUSHNIK]	西摩，你愿意当我儿子吗？
[00:48.800]	你愿意成为我的养子吗？
[00:51.924]	我以前不太喜欢你
[00:53.605]	但数数抽屉里的钞票
[00:55.156]	我别无选择！我太穷了！
[00:56.514]	快答应
[00:57.019] [SEYMOUR]	为什么？
[00:57.480] [MR. MUSHNIK]	西摩，我想当你爸爸
[01:00.743]	想看你攀上我家族树
[01:04.529]	以前觉得你臭烘烘
[01:06.065]	现在发现你是条好汉
[01:07.473]	所以提议：当我儿子吧！
[01:10.647]	"穆什尼克父子公司"多响亮
[01:14.226]	三个字带着命运回响
[01:17.633]	快答应与我合伙经营
[01:23.173]	花店美梦成真
[01:27.151]	穆什尼克和他的好小伙——你！
[01:30.272]	咱们能为花商协会干大事
[01:35.504]	怎么样，西摩？
[01:36.472]	当我儿子吧
[01:38.660]	点个头就行，我马上叫律师
[01:41.695] [SEYMOUR]	穆什尼克先生，别冲动
[01:43.404]	您总说我是垃圾
[01:44.732] [MR. MUSHNIK]	那是开玩笑！
[01:45.779] [SEYMOUR]	先生，我喘不过气！
[01:46.590] [MR. MUSHNIK]	原谅我父爱爆棚的肢体表达
[01:48.684]	还有这些压抑多年的
[01:51.546]	甜蜜疯癫父爱哟咿咿咿咿咿~
[02:03.467] [SEYMOUR]	天啊
[02:04.754] [MR. MUSHNIK]	所以？
[02:06.506] [SEYMOUR]	这个...
[02:08.074] [MR. MUSHNIK]	怎样？
[02:09.625] [SEYMOUR]	我...
[02:11.187] [MR. MUSHNIK]	你？
[02:12.773]	快说吧西摩，告诉我你愿意
[02:15.605] [SEYMOUR]	我很想答应，但是...
[02:17.974] [MR. MUSHNIK]	我会憋气到你同意...
[02:26.056] [SEYMOUR]	好吧你赢了，我当你儿子！
[02:29.007] [MR. MUSHNIK]	万岁，你真要当我儿子？
[02:30.822] [SEYMOUR]	拟文件吧老爸，我真的很感动！
[02:33.446]	等您八十三岁高龄
[02:34.827]	欢迎搬来和我同住
[02:36.080] [MR. MUSHNIK]	当真？
[02:36.851] [SEYMOUR]	我保证！
[02:37.419] [MR. MUSHNIK]	好儿子！
[02:39.507] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	穆什尼克父子公司！
[02:41.728]	就这么定了
[02:42.497] [SEYMOUR]	正式成为您家小子
[02:46.460] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	这事板上钉钉
[02:51.803]	现在开始父子档
[02:55.754]	老少配表演
[02:58.859]	同甘共苦
[03:00.384] [MR. MUSHNIK]	嘿！
[03:02.817] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	邋遢或体面
[03:05.063] [SEYMOUR]	快来亲一个
[03:06.870] [MR. MUSHNIK]	别让我反胃！
[03:08.126] [MR. MUSHNIK & SEYMOUR]	穆什尼克父子公司！