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And your idea that you're a machine is just a machine, too. |
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So if you're a smart kid, you'd commit suicide. |
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Camus said there is only, really, one serious philosophical question, which is whether or not to commit suicide. |
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I think there are four or five serious philosophical questions. |
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The first one is, 'Who started it?' |
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The second is, 'Are we gonna make it?' |
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The third is, 'Where are we gonna put it?' |
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The fourth is, 'Who's going to clean up?' |
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And the fifth: 'Is it serious?' (Hahahaha) |
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But- but still, ah, should you or not commit suicide? |
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This is a good question (Why don't you do it now?). |
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Why go on? And you only go on if the game is worth the gamble (It's so worth it, die.). |
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Now the universe has been going on for an incredibly long time. |
| [01:03.887] And so really, a-a satisfactory theory of the universe (Die)-- Why bother? Just commit suicide. [Breathing] |
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But if you want to go on playing the game, you've got to have an optimal theory for playing the game. |
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Otherwise there's no point in it. |
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But the people who coined the fully automatic theory of the universe were playing a very funny game. |
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For what they wanted to say was this: (You're worthless to her, and to the world, you're worthless, and I could be flying away into the sunset, and to earth, and to peace, and it seems that, come on, now) |
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"All you people who believe in religion --old ladies and wishful thinkers. You've got a big daddy up there, And you want comfort thing, but life is rough. Life is tough, as success goes to the most hard-headed people..." (Tell me how you feel) |
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So if you think that's the way things are |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Girl, tell me, and I love you) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (?) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Tell me) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (And I don't have to do this) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (?) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (?) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now ('Cause I'm just at the last) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Thread) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Straw, I can't believe?) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (I looked up to you ?) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm gonna take my own life) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't do it) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (*indecipherable screeching*) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (Don't go!) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now (I'm sorry, bro) |
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You may as well commit suicide right now ****ing gun |
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You may as well commit suicide right now |
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*gunshot* |
