I Love You Hip Hop But I Can't Be Your Girlfriend

I Love You Hip Hop But I Can't Be Your Girlfriend

歌名 I Love You Hip Hop But I Can't Be Your Girlfriend
歌手 Devon Hendryx
专辑 The Rockwood Escape Plan
原歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Devon Hendryx
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Devon Hendryx
[01:54.010] Seventy-seven b*****s in a circle
[01:56.017] Looking for love and their Stephan, I am their other Urkel
[01:59.558] Now who's that n**** in the car seat
[02:01.313] Backpack full of loot, and you feel my heartbeat, b***h
[02:04.325] My cars is pricey, my hoes be Skypin'
[02:06.580] I'm the iciest n**** you ever seen
[02:08.647] I'm goin' for that gold, better yet that red and green
[02:11.213] I'm a Lion King, Unibomb killer
[02:12.974] Guaranteed winner, grown man sinner
[02:15.533] Somebody said Simba, tell 'em I run the jungle like Mufasa
[02:19.300] And i'm playing on these foxes like retards
[02:21.312] B***h n****, I used to check hyena's for their meal cards
[02:23.822] Ain't shit funny, my ****in' flow cunnin'
[02:26.083] I met hip hop, that b***h was so slutty
[02:28.588] I dissed her for a minute, but I know I'm missin' something
[02:30.977] So I went up in the trees for my honey
[02:33.394] Spot her, red-dot her - bow! - almost got her
[02:36.376] Took another aim, said "**** it, why bother?"
[02:38.915] I ran up in her face, said "Who yo' daddy is?"
[02:41.173] She said "father, father, father' and I shot her in her ribs
[02:44.178] I didn't kill her though, couldn't do that to my kid
[02:46.280] That's ironic; I hit her where she used to live
[02:49.484] Now that's a Bible reference for you
[02:51.952] Some religion and a message for you
[02:54.379] Now tell me, who's a man with the plan?
[02:56.335] You is looking for someone to hold your hand
[02:58.866] But uhhh...
[02:59.618] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:01.373] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:04.384] I don't want to be your girlfriend, man
[03:06.417] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:09.177] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:11.497] I don't want to be your girlfriend, man
[03:14.008] So, don't be all up in my business,nigga
[03:16.765] Trying to stick to me like these b*****s, nigga
[03:19.692] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:21.449] I don't want to be your girlfriend, man
[03:24.477] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:26.483] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:29.491] I don't want to be your girlfriend, man
[03:31.556] I don't want to be your girlfriend,man
[03:33.563] Because that's gay
[04:04.772] Let me tell you little story i knew
[04:06.786] About this b***h-ass rapper comin' off kind of rude
[04:09.556] He had a verbal typo, wanted to play it cool
[04:12.067] He tried to say "Hey," but I kept screaming "**** You"
[04:15.580] I looked him dead up in his eye,screamed out "Generation Y"
[04:18.761] He said "**** that new-school, I want that old shit"
[04:21.520] "Well close your ****ing ears, trying to cast this dopeness, it ain't made for you"
[04:24.782] 'Cause I am not another rapper who sings
[04:27.292] Spittin' fast as ****, not saying a damn thing
[04:29.561] P***y mother****er
[04:30.885] Sucker mother****er
[04:32.173] Can't kick a rhyme but you're signed, mother****er
[04:34.933] Trying to make old seem new, mother****er
[04:36.940] Rippity-rappin' ass ain't sayin' shit, ass, mother****er
[04:40.705] I need a slow-motion video
[04:42.218] And some video hoes for me to accidentally phone
[04:45.303] I want money, more cash, and gold
[04:47.310] I'mma stack that shit up and fall back like dominoes
[04:50.283] I made the beat and I mastered that hoe
[04:52.296] So l ain't got to say a word
[04:53.332] I just used that ****ing Diddy flow
[04:54.844] Take that, take that, yeah
歌词翻译
[01:54.010] 七十七个妞围成一圈
[01:56.017] 寻找真爱和她们的斯蒂芬 我是另一个厄克尔
[01:59.558] 现在谁在汽车座椅上
[02:01.313] 背包塞满战利品 你能听见我的心跳 婊子
[02:04.325] 我的车价值连城 马子们视频调情
[02:06.580] 我是你见过最冷酷的狠角色
[02:08.647] 我要夺取金牌 不如说红绿钞票
[02:11.213] 我是狮子王 炸弹杀手
[02:12.974] 必胜的赢家 成年罪人
[02:15.533] 有人喊辛巴 告诉他们我像木法沙统治丛林
[02:19.300] 我把这些狐狸当智障戏耍
[02:21.312] 贱种 我以前还查鬣狗的饭卡
[02:23.822] 一点都不好笑 我的押韵狡猾致命
[02:26.083] 我遇见嘻哈 那婊子放荡不堪
[02:28.588] 冷落她片刻 但知我有所缺失
[02:30.977] 于是深入树丛寻找蜜糖
[02:33.394] 瞄准她 红点锁定 嗖 差点得手
[02:36.376] 再次瞄准 说"算了何必"
[02:38.915] 冲到她面前问"谁是你爸爸"
[02:41.173] 她连喊"父亲" 我朝她肋骨开枪
[02:44.178] 没杀死她 不能这样对孩子
[02:46.280] 多讽刺 我击中她旧居之地
[02:49.484] 这可是圣经典故
[02:51.952] 宗教启示送给你
[02:54.379] 现在说说 谁是有计划的真男人
[02:56.335] 你不过想找人牵手
[02:58.866] 但是呃...
[02:59.618] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:01.373] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:04.384] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:06.417] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:09.177] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:11.497] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:14.008] 所以别来烦我 黑鬼
[03:16.765] 别像那些婊子粘着我 黑鬼
[03:19.692] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:21.449] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:24.477] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:26.483] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:29.491] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:31.556] 我不想当你女朋友 老兄
[03:33.563] 因为那太基了
[04:04.772] 给你讲个小故事
[04:06.786] 关于这个怂包说唱歌手装逼失败
[04:09.556] 他口误想装酷
[04:12.067] 想说"嗨"却被我狂喷"去你妈的"
[04:15.580] 我直视他眼睛 吼出"Y世代"
[04:18.761] 他说"去他妈新流派 我要老学校"
[04:21.520] "那就捂紧耳朵 这段神级verse本就不是为你准备"
[04:24.782] 因为我可不是那种说唱歌手
[04:27.292] 语速飞快却言之无物
[04:29.561] 娘炮废物
[04:30.885] 低能废物
[04:32.173] 押韵都不会还签了约 废物
[04:34.933] 想把老调重弹装新潮 废物
[04:36.940] 噼里啪啦说半天屁话 废物
[04:40.705] 我需要慢动作MV
[04:42.218] 和几个MV女郎让我"误拨"电话
[04:45.303] 我要钱 更多现金和金条
[04:47.310] 堆成多米诺骨牌然后潇洒后倒
[04:50.283] 这节奏我造 混音我操刀
[04:52.296] 所以无需多言
[04:53.332] 直接套用迪迪flow
[04:54.844] 接招吧 接招 耶