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Alright baby girl, let me sing it to you |
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You're getting your degree, you're going to college |
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I'm making music hoping that Kanye puts me on |
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But if I don't make it baby, would you be mad at me |
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If I just chilled at home as your stay-home daddy? |
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Come on, I'll make you coffee (coffee), and a bagel (bagel) |
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And another bagel (2 bagels) |
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Keep on reading that paper, then it's off you go |
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Hun you're gonna be late, don't forget your briefcase, drive safe, (peace babe) |
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Wake up the kids, toast the toast, put the Raisin Bran up in the bowl |
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The toast... did I forget the toast? The toast is toast, damnit I burnt the toast |
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Start crying, the kid's like, "Dad what's wrong?" Oh, it's not you, kids |
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It's me. I'm just alone... Papa's a little bit stressed out, f**k! |
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Feeling so sensitive, I'm going for a latte, see what's popping at pilates |
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Hit up my friends like, "Yo what up man, you tryna have a spa day?" |
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The f**k? You're a stay-at-home dad... that's not gay! |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I'll mow the lawn |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off JNCOS! FUBU! |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay-at-home dad, this is my job |
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You go girl, get that promotion |
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I'll be on the sofa, collecting unemployment |
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Yelling at the TV, watching Maury Povich |
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Quit groping that girl, Maury Povich |
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Who's this Shelly Jones bitch? |
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S**t it's 4 o'clock time for Oprah (Oprah) |
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The gospel of the Lord, for dads who stay-at-home |
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Even though we can't get boners |
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We still watch Rachel Ray and Emeril cook lasagna |
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Swoopin up the kids from soccer practice (soccer practice) |
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Then time for gymnastics, rice crispy treats and wax baggies |
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I'm with my kids in the mini-van, listening to NPR |
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With the windows down, through the cul-de-sac |
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Then it's homework, dinner time, set the placemats |
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Cook, clean, tuck the rugrats in blankets |
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Then I lay you down, pop two Cialis, put on Sting |
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And go and quench my palette |
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Is that douche, or does your cooch just smell like flowers? |
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Your feet are calloused, peppermint towlette |
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Jasmine pedicure? Scented oil, homeopathic backrub? |
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I am Aladdin, your carpet's magic, your wish has been granted (freaky-deeky) |
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I would just like to ride your carpet outside of the palace |
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Now keep bringing home the "green" baby, and I'll keep on tossin' the salad |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you go to work, I'll mow the lawn |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you make the cheese I'll bring the guac (Nacho Sauce, Spanish) |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, you buy the clothes, I'll take them off JNCOS! FUBU! |
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Ay, ay, ay, ay, I'm a stay-at-home dad, this is my job |
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have been, conditioned to believe |
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That we must fit in a role? Brainwashed by Babylon |
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Into thinking our role must match our genitalia, hell to the no |
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It's men who go to work, and women raise the children, but I know |
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The hardest job is maintaining the household |
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So I am doing a back-to-back, no tradebacks, with this briefcase |
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For 2010, I am staying at home |
