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作词 : Isabella Bunny Bennett/David Michael Bennett |
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作曲 : Isabella Bunny Bennett/David Michael Bennett |
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One moonlight night |
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One moonlight night in the bayou a silhouette |
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The air was sweet and the fog was vi-o-let |
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The gators were all drinking tea, in a dreamy pantsless glee |
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I saw a suspendered man, a banjo holstered in his hands. |
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He had biggest red suspenders I ever did see, golly gee that's what I've seen |
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He flicked the brim of his hat, and this is what he said to me. |
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"Mister robut ah am The Suspender Man |
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And dis banjo 'as shown me dah promised land. |
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Now ah play a song but in return, yoo put dat shiny coin right 'ere in mah urn. |
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And ah play yoo sumfin fine. Mah music gonna blow yo mind!" |
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So I flicked my coin into his pot, I gotta admit it twasn't a lot |
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Two cents and then his fingers wriggled, |
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he plucked those strings and belched a giggle. |
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He tapped his foot, howled like a hound |
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Igniting up the unholy sound. |
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And I ain't never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, |
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never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, |
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never, never, never, never, never, heard anything so great. |
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Call the vendors. |
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Big Suspenders. |
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That's what everybody wants to wear. |
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They stretch to Nantucket. |
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Put them in a bucket |
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And send them to the gnome trapped down the well |
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(Tug 'em with thumbs is ideal) |
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(While rollin' back on your heels) |
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(Yeah) |
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He played the two cent show |
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And just like that he stopped playing |
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My jaw dropped to the floor. |
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He cracked his neck and smiled at me, |
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And said, |
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"Buddy, y'gotta pay for more!" |
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But by then a crowd had swarmed the swamp, |
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tossin' coin in after coin. |
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So he cleared his throat, and his fingers writhed, |
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and everyone shouted for Suspender Guy. |
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Call the vendors |
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Big Suspenders |
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That's what grandma wants for her birthday |
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They're bright red and awesome |
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Even worn by opossums |
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Nobody wants their pants to fall down |
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(Ma and Pappy want 'em too) |
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(Even the ghost of your Uncle Stu) |
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(Yeah) |
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He played the two cent show |
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Fracture that banjo! |
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All the children sing and dance |
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Those banjo sounds instill a trance |
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By 4 AM the press what hot |
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Suspender Man on the front page spot |
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Suspenders were in and spats were out |
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The girls all suffered from fainting bouts |
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The banjos flew off the shelves |
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Sprouting wings with dreams |
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of being played by Suspender Man. |
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But in the middle of February |
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the fog turned a crimson red |
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The Suspender Man disappeared, |
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everyone was heels over head |
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But we found his suspenders and that old banjo |
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sittin' right there on his log |
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And though he's gone, |
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that's what he gets |
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for selling his soul to the bog |
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Big Suspenders |
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Put them in a blender |
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Three bat teeth and a blackened demon eye |
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Bring it to a boil |
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Release your mortal coil |
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Out pops a belt to wear for you and me- |
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Nobody wants their pants to fall down- |
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You could wear a dress and then...you'd have no need |
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(The alligators had it right) |
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(Wearing pants it sure does bite) |
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(Yeah) |
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He played the two cent show |
