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Yo, yo! |
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Mic check(my dick!) |
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Testing, one, two ff-fuck |
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(My dick!) My nuts |
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My attitude is worse than NWA's was |
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I'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people |
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Who ain't have shit to do with it, like Cool J does (My tattoo!) |
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You see me standin' outside of your buildin' screamin' |
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"Puffy is good, (hey!) but Slim Shady is for the children!" (wait!) |
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I look at my life in a new light, fuck it |
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Give me two mics; I write songs for me, fuck what you like |
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You're probably hear me rap half-hearted |
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Cause I don't like rap anyway |
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I'm just tryin’ to get my porno career started |
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Every place and event, "Been there, done that" |
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Shit, Dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went "Come on, let's go!" |
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Want a deal? Study these 5 chapters |
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Lesson one, throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers |
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Lesson two face 'em and diss 'em (what up dog?) |
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Don't give em a demo, kidnap em (I want you to come with me) |
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And make em come to your basement and listen(you're gonna fuckin' check this out) |
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Lesson three, get a job at a label, switch demos with Canibus |
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And put yours on the owner's table (here listen!) |
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Lesson four, know you heard this before |
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"Hey let me get your number, I'll call you tomorrow, for sure!" |
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Don't act like a fan, you want to get signed? |
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Get the Withest A&R you can find |
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Pull him aside and rap as wack as you can |
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Lesson Five, get a hook-up at Jive |
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Dress up like I.C.P. and have them come see you perform live |
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And that's the key, but when you see me on the street |
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I ain't givin' you shit bitch, don't even bother askin' me (get away from me) |
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Toilet water splashes me right in the ass when I'm spittin' |
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'Cause I'm always shittin' when I'm rappin' like Master P |
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Got a blow job from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth |
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My balls broke both of her collarbones (Ow!) |
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Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..") |
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Gave Alyssa Milano syphilis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!") |
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And all three of my main girls said see-ya |
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'Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin' Aaliyah |
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(What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin' a bath |
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Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh |
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White trash, fuckin' your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!") |
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While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass |
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So if I hurt your self-esteem |
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And you get dissed too bad (Yo why you diss me?) |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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And when I rap about a buncha shit you wished you had (A big dick!) |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad!" |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad!" (Nurse! Nurse!) |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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What a wonderful day, I should go outside and play |
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Ain't no need to sit inside the house and hibernate |
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Hi Reneé! (Oh hi!) I was just about to toss a live grenade |
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In your driveway (what?) and drive away |
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Are you afraid of a blade made of a razor with AIDS |
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Blood drippin' from it, rippin' your stomach like a paper maché |
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You talk a lot of shit, but you was never ill though |
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I'm sick enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow |
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Tipped over some cows, just for a joke and a laugh |
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Jumped up, choked a giraffe, snapped his neck and broke it in half |
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Wagin' wars, went on stage and sprayed Cage with 'Agent Orange' |
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And wiped my ass with his page in Source (Here!) |
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The demon is here, steamin' this year |
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I rip (Mystikal's) voice box out, scream in his ear |
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It's not a gimmick bitch, it's an image I live it |
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Give a fuck? I don't know what a fuck is to give it |
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"Yeah I don't think this guy is well" I'm high as hell |
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I'll beat you with a live cat when I'm swinging him by his tail |
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I'll fuckin', I'll fuckin' |
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Lay your nuts on the dresser |
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Just your nut-sack by itself |
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And bang them shits with a spiked bat |
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Cut your neck off and sew your head right back |
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And leave you like that |
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You just triggered the prick who just mixed liquor |
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Who's itchin' to leave you disfigured and stiffer than Chri-stiffer |
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Reeves, I was teething with strep throat |
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While your mother was breastfeeding |
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And gave her the flesh-eating disease |
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I'm iller than takin' a hammer and beatin' your knees |
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And walkin' through South Central L.A., bleedin' in jeans |
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(Am I a Blood or a Crip?) Wakin' up the next day in breathin' machines |
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Flashin' back to being shot and repeatin' the scenes |
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On how you just got smoked, and if you do live |
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You'll be too scared to tell it, like a Biggie and 'Pac joke |
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So if I hurt your self-esteem and you get dissed too bad |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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And when I rap about a fat bitch that you wished you had |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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"I can't listen to that song, that shit's too sad" |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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"He'll never make it, his wrist is slit too bad" |
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You know I just be sayin' that to get you mad |
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I know that makes you real mad, don't it? (uh-huh) |
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That's right, Slim Shady (yup) Sway & Tech |
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Sprayin' wreck (bitch) |
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And we don't give a heck (uh-uh) |
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Or a damn, or a fuck, or a shit |
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So suck my motherfuckin' dick |
