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He's your uncle not your dad, he's the best friend you ever had |
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So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts |
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Just remember Pearl Harbor |
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(The Alamos and nothing could be worse) |
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He's your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live |
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So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed |
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(And he'll send back what he don't need) |
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If your not in form ten-forty's your salvation |
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By deprivation of temptation |
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(Dark and blondes I hear are not deductible) |
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Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me |
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When he calls you as he may do |
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Don't be frightened red white and blue |
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Just be thankful you don't live in Leningrad |
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He's your uncle, not your dad |
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If your honest you don't have to shake and shiver |
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The food is lousy up the river |
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(It's give and take and he does all the taking) |
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Oh say can you see if there's anything left for me |
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Life has two things you can't subtract |
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(Death and taxes to be exact) |
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So just pa-pa-patriotically declare |
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He's your uncle, he's your uncle, not your dad |
