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作词 : Zappa |
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Looks to me like something funny |
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Is going on around here |
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People laughin' 'n dancin' 'n payin' |
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Entirely too much for their beer |
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And they all think they are clean outta-site |
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And they're ready to party cause the sign outside says it's |
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Wet T-Shirt Nite |
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And they all crave some hot delight |
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Well the girls are excited because in a minute |
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They're gonna get wet |
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And the boys are delighted because all the titties |
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Will get 'em upset |
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And they all think they're reety-alright |
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And they're ready to boogie cause the sign outside says it's |
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Wet T-Shirt Nite |
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'N they all crave some pink delight |
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When the water gets on 'em their ninnies get rigid |
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'N look pretty bold |
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It's a common reaction that makes an attraction |
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Whenever it's cold |
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An' all of the fellas they wish they could bite |
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On the cute little nuggets |
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The local girls are showin' off tonight |
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You know I think it serves 'em right |
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You know I think it serves 'em right |
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You know I think it serves 'em right |
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You know I think it serves 'em right |
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And it's Wet T-Shirt Time again! |
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I know you want someone to show you some tit! |
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Big ones! |
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Wet ones! |
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Big wet ones! |
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Ah, thanks, Ike |
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Yes, it's Wet T-Shirt Time again |
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Here at The Brasserie, home of the tits... huh huh |
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And it's the charming Mary from Canoga Park |
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Up next in her bid for the semi-finals |
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Hi, Mary... how'ya doin'? |
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Hi! |
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Where ya from? |
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Ah, the bus |
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Which one? |
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You know... the last tour |
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You know... Leather |
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Oh, you were the girl that was stuck to seat 38 |
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On Phydeaux III |
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Why don't you get in position now and take a deep breath |
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Because this water is very, very cold |
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But it's goin' to be so stimulating |
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And Mary's the kind |
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Of red-blooded American girl who'll do anything |
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I said anything for fifty bucks, that's right! (Anything) |
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I really need the fifty bucks you know |
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I gotta get home! |
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Yeah, I know, your father is waiting for you in the tool shed... |
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That's right, you heard right... |
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Our big prize tonight is fifty American dollars |
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To the girl with the most exciting mammalian protruberances! |
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Here I am! |
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...as viewed through a thoroughly soaked |
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Stupid looking white sort of male person's conservative |
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Kind of middle-of-the-road cotton undergarment! |
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Whoopee! And here comes the water! |
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Ah! |
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No, you'd squeak more if the water got on you... |
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Sounds like you just got an ice pick in the forehead... |
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And here comes the ice pick in the forehead! |
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Oooh, ha ha |
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A million laughs, Mary! |
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Anyway; good golly, what a mess, she's totally soaked |
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Totally- (I love it) |
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Yeah, totally committed to the fifty bucks |
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That's it just step into the spotlight |
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Let the guys get a good look at ya, honey! |
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Here I am! |
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Whaddya say, fellas? Nice setta jugs? |
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Now Mary, how's about shakin' it around a little? |
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Ooooh! |
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Oh my goodness, look at her go! |
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Oooh! I'm dancing! |
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Ain't this what living is really all about? |
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Here's your fifty bucks, Mary... |
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Oh great! Now I can go home! Oooh! |
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Home is where the heart is |
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On the bus! |