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Here's a campfire song my mother taught me. |
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Doodly-doodly-dee |
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A diddly-diddly-doo, |
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If you go out in the woods |
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Here are the things you should not do... |
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Oh, never lick a tree below the dog line, |
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If it's brown and sticky, do not pick it up (Unless it's a stick.) |
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Banjo-playing hicks should be avoided, |
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And it's no joke, that poison oak is not a friendly shrub. |
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With a diddly-diddly-doo and a doodly-doodly-dee, |
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Something horrible will happen if you don't listen to me |
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Lakes and creeks and ponds are fish's toilets, |
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A thimbleful would surely be your death. |
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Don't drink out of a bog, |
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You may ingest a polliwog. |
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And soon you may be drawing your last breath. |
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Be a grownup! |
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Doodly-doodly-dee |
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A deedly-doodly-doo, |
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All these gruesome things are surely gonna happen to you. |
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Your sinew's torn apart by a grizzly... |
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Your large intestines wrapped around a tree... |
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If you make the slightest blunder, |
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You'll be surely torn asunder. |
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Did I forget to mention killer bee-hee-hees? |
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They're comin' up from South America. Read the news, people. |
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Flash floods, lightning strikes, avalanches, blizzards! |
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Mountain lions, marmosets, honey badgers, lizards! |
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Scorpions, parasites, black widows, rabies! |
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Sunburn, frostbite, head trauma, scabies! |
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Don't even get me started 'bout mosquitoes! |
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Malaria! Everybody! |
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Doodly-doodly-dee! (Dengue fever!) |
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Diddly diddly doo! (Whooping cough!) |
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If you go into the woods |
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Then this will happen to you! |
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Nature's gross! |
