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Have you ever watched the sun go down |
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And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round |
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Have you ever been high as fuck |
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You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself |
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And your dog's looking at you like you need help |
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Have you ever been high as fuck |
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And then you feel your heart pumping really fast |
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And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack |
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Have you ever been high as fuck |
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You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm |
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The only problem's that the chickens have human arms |
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You say "that's fucked up why do the chickens have human arms " |
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You need snacks so you walk to the corner store |
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But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high |
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So you walk around the block to buy some time |
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You finally decide to go into the store |
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But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore |
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So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there |
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You're walking home and you're mouth is dry |
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You should have bought some juice and snacks |
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But you were too high |
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Thinking 'bout ketchup chips |
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And for some reason the game battleship |
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And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games |
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Like battleship when you were a kid |
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And how as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves |
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So you say "Guess What I'm gonna make up a game right now |
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And it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine |
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And I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat |
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But then you don't know where to find a porcupine so |
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You do a search on e-bay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet |
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And you say "You know what，world? you've got me cornered again |
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I'm gonna roll another joint" |
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You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old |
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That they weren't crispy anymore |
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Have you ever been high... as fuck。。。 |
