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作曲 : Jonathan Coulton |
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作曲: Jonathan Coulton, |
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This year has been a little crazy for the Andersons. |
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You may recall we had some trouble last year. |
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The robot council had us banished to an asteroid. |
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That hasn't undermined our holiday cheer. |
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And we know it's almost Christmas |
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by the marks we make on the wall. |
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That's our favorite time of year. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, |
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. |
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Did I say overlords? |
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I meant protectors. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. |
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On every corner there's a giant metal Santa Claus, |
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who watches over us with glowing red eyes. |
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They carry weapons and they know if you've been bad or good. |
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Not everybody's good but everyone tries. |
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And the rocks outside the airlock exude ammonia-scented snow. |
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It's like a Winter Wonderland. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, |
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. |
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Did I say overlords? |
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I meant protectors. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. |
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That's all the family news that we're allowed to talk about. |
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We really hope you'll come and visit us soon. |
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I mean we're literally begging you to visit us. |
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And make it quick before they |
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Now it's time for Christmas dinner |
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- I think the robots sent us a pie! |
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You know I love my soylent green. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime, |
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Where we're working in a mine for our robot overlords. |
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Did I say overlords? |
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I meant protectors. |
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Merry Christmas from Chiron Beta Prime. |