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作词 : Momus |
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This chronicle purports to be |
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A true account for all to see |
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Of the picaresque adventures |
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Of Mr Brent Busboom |
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The picaresque adventures |
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The picturesque inventions |
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The life and the opinions |
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Of Mr Brent Busboom |
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(The life and the opinions of Mr Brent Busboom) |
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When you grow up in a hick town |
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Never let it get you down |
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Build up all your irony |
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And bang on a big bass drum |
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Busboom, a precocious boy |
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Born in Champaign, Illinois |
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Compiled a redneck dictionary |
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Entitled it The Hictionary |
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(He compiled a redneck dictionary, entitled it The Hictionary) |
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At high school Brent took on John Flynn |
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Headmaster and puritan |
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Who declared ‘disruptive to the school’ |
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An oil in the painting show |
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Of Nancy Reagan on a rug |
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Upon her head a crown of drugs |
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Busboom contrived to blackmail Flynn |
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And the painting went back in |
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(The painting went back in the show but John Flynn had to go) |
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At Reno University |
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Brent showed his true perversity |
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With a paper on commercials |
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By the ad man Bill Bernbach |
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Busboom’s essay made the claim |
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That Bernbach’s cereal campaign |
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Had drawn its inspiration |
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From Milton’s Paradise Lost! |
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(Life Cereal: as crunchy as Milton’s Paradise Lost!) |
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And if you want to know a bit about prejudice |
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Just ask an old Creationist |
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Like William Jennings Bryan |
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Who got Darwin banned in schools |
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Brent Busboom, his descendant |
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Took paintbrush and amended |
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The Nevada state motto to |
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‘A great place to get screwed’ |
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(So welcome to Nevada, a great place to get screwed! |
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And never let a monkey make a monkey out of you) |
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Well he went to work in a burger bar |
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But he lasted only five hours there |
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They caught him spreading pamphlets |
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Saying the meat was human flesh |
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‘Our butchers will recycle you |
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To make the best of death |
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Why not donate your body for |
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A burger made of flesh!’ |
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(A burger made entirely of recycled human flesh) |
