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作词 : Momus |
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Make yourself like Milton Jacobson |
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To get ahead in vaudeville |
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Burlesque in Detroit, Michigan |
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To get ahead in vaudeville |
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Forbidden nights and burning moments |
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Playful girls and savage crime |
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If you want to get ahead in vaudeville |
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Be a witness to the march of time |
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If you want to get ahead in the showbiz game |
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Be sure that your ideas are fresh |
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Does anybody have a toothpick, ma’am? |
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Has anybody got boiled eggs? |
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We’re going to play a game of Screeno |
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While the girls kick up their legs |
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If you can tell a joke about the eggs I broke |
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Or a man who had a dog called Sex |
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Bone ’em up in Barnum’s Lexicon |
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The words that pull the biggest crowd |
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‘Sexotic, sexquisite, sexsational’ |
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Make sure your poster’s extra loud |
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Get girls from the Accordion College |
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Gigantic reptiles can be nice |
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Busby Berkley wheelchairs, my oh my |
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Bums dressed up as bears on ice |
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You’ve said such lovely things about my handlebar mustache |
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You’ve said such lovely things about my hat |
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Here’s a genuine semi-precious stone |
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I just wanted to tell you that |
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I’ve been watching with binoculars from opposite the theatre |
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And you’re a lovely person, but |
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You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
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If I catch you with your hand in the till |
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(One more time) |
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If I catch you one more time with your hand in the till |
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You’ll never get ahead in vaudeville |
