My Kindly Friend the Censor

My Kindly Friend the Censor

歌名 My Kindly Friend the Censor
歌手 Momus
专辑 Ping Pong
原歌词
[00:00.000] 作词 : Momus
[00:04.205] I insert my (censored noun)
[00:08.439] Into your welcoming (omit)
[00:12.954] And ease it slowly down
[00:17.166] The whole length of your (unfit)
[00:21.373] I begin to (taboo verb) you
[00:25.697] As you gaze back with a smile
[00:29.753] Which almost triggers my (word missing)
[00:33.907] But don't (unacceptable)
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858] My enormous (word deleted)
[00:47.019] Is in between your lips
[00:51.466] You clasp my (crossed out plural)
[00:55.732] With one hand on my hips
[01:00.162] I feel your warm (unsuitable)
[01:04.306] I'm about to (slang, taboo)
[01:08.562] I love being (questionably phrased)
[01:12.894] You clearly love it too
[01:15.899]
[01:16.734] But there is someone standing over us, here for our own good
[01:21.454] Who takes the words out of our mouths as we do the deed
[01:25.552] He collects them in a bag with a peevish little sigh
[01:29.765] In case innocents or grandmothers should somehow happen by
[01:34.006] Oh our kindly friend the censor has our best interests at heart
[01:38.522] But my love song is now missing all its most important parts
[01:43.890]
[02:25.880] I give you (inadmissible)
[02:30.033] You respond with (phrase removed)
[02:34.201] I (cut) you then (blue-pencil) you
[02:38.531] With (obscene: restricted use)
[02:43.065] We (substitute a euphemism)
[02:47.342] I (censored) in your (too obscene)
[02:51.100] Finally (edit) on your (blank)
[02:55.757] Just thinking of it makes me want to (criminal act)
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478] But there is someone standing over me, here for my own good
[03:04.322] He hands me back the words I need to sing about my deed
[03:08.553] They are wrapped up like confetti in a small brown paper bag
[03:12.820] With some non-transparent sellotape so you can't peep through the cracks
[03:16.784] Oh my kindly friend the censor I am shocked
[03:21.781] When I open it and read 'v■■', 'p■■', 's■■', 'c■■', 'c■■'
[03:31.686]
[03:31.973] Oh my kindly friend the censor, this cannot be what you mean
[03:36.459] To distill the very essence of obscene?
歌词翻译
[00:04.205] 我插入(被审查的名词)
[00:08.439] 进入你欣然接纳的(省略处)
[00:12.954] 缓缓向下推进
[00:17.166] 贯穿你(不宜描述)的全程
[00:21.373] 我开始(禁忌动词)你
[00:25.697] 你回望时带着笑意
[00:29.753] 几乎触发我的(缺失词汇)
[00:33.907] 但请勿(不可接受)
[00:37.148]
[00:42.858] 我巨大的(已删除词汇)
[00:47.019] 正置于你双唇之间
[00:51.466] 你紧握我的(涂黑复数词)
[00:55.732] 一手轻抚我腰际
[01:00.162] 感受你温热的(不宜形容)
[01:04.306] 我即将(俚语禁忌)
[01:08.562] 我热爱(可疑表述)
[01:12.894] 你显然也沉醉其中
[01:15.899]
[01:16.734] 但有人正为我们站岗 全为我们的福祉着想
[01:21.454] 在我们行事时夺走唇间的话语
[01:25.552] 他将词汇收进布袋 伴着恼怒的轻叹
[01:29.765] 以防有天真的孩童或祖母偶然经过身旁
[01:34.006] 哦我们仁慈的审查官朋友 怀着最善意的初衷
[01:38.522] 可我的情歌现已缺失所有关键篇章
[01:43.890]
[02:25.880] 我给予(不被接受的)
[02:30.033] 你回应以(已删除短语)
[02:34.201] 我(剪切)你继而(蓝铅笔修改)你
[02:38.531] 用(限制级秽语)
[02:43.065] 我们(替换为委婉表述)
[02:47.342] 我(已审查)于你的(过度淫秽)
[02:51.100] 最终(编辑)在你的(空白处)
[02:55.757] 光是回想就让我想要(犯罪行为)
[02:58.832]
[02:59.478] 但有人正为我值守 全为我的福祉考量
[03:04.322] 他递还我需要歌颂壮举的词汇
[03:08.553] 它们像五彩纸屑包裹在棕色小纸袋中
[03:12.820] 贴着不透明胶带 令你无法窥见缝隙
[03:16.784] 哦我仁慈的审查官朋友 我震惊不已
[03:21.781] 当拆开看见"v■■"、"p■■"、"s■■"、"c■■"、"c■■"
[03:31.686]
[03:31.973] 哦我仁慈的审查官朋友 这绝非你的本意
[03:36.459] 难道要蒸馏出淫秽的精髓?