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Toupee or not toupee |
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That is the question |
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It refused to stay as it all turned grey; |
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William Shakespeare's receding hair |
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Please excuse the pun, |
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It's hair today, gone tomorrow |
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So be thankful |
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For what precious locks you have |
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Toupee or not toupee |
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That is the question |
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And by the way |
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I just gotta say |
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Thank the Lord I'm not going bald |
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And if I may quip |
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My curls and I |
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Are just like heaven |
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Cause rest assured |
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There'll be no parting there |
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But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck |
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（Our chase to swallow） |
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It makes me smile |
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Cause I know just what I'd do |
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Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with |
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I'd open a secondhand store |
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And if you ever went bald |
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You'd recall it |
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Cause I'd cleverly call it |
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Rugs From Me To You |
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