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You all know the Bible |
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Is made of testaments old and new |
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You've been told it's just those two parts, |
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Or only one if you're a Jew. |
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But what if I were to tell you |
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There's a fresh third part out there |
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Which was found by a hip new prophet |
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Who had a little… Donny Osmond flair? |
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Have you heard of the All-American Prophet? |
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The blonde-haired blue-eyed voice of God! |
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He didn't come from the Middle East Like those other holy men |
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No, God's favorite prophet was All-American! |
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I'm gonna take you back to Biblical times, 1823. |
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An American man named Joe livin' on a farm in the Holy Land of Rochester, New York! |
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You mean the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith? |
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That’s right! That young man spoke to God! |
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He spoke to God? |
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And God said, Joe, People really need to know |
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That the Bible isn't TWO parts |
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There's a part three to The Bible, Joe! |
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And I, God, have anointed you |
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To dig up this part three |
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Which is buried by a tree |
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On a hill in your backyard! |
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Wow! God says go to your backyard and start digging, |
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that makes perfect sense! |
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Joseph Smith went up on that hill |
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And he dug where he was told! |
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Deep in the ground, Joseph found |
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Shining plates of gold! |
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What are these golden plates? |
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Who buried them here and why? |
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Then appeared an angel |
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His name was Moro-ni! |
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Ahhhhh |
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I am Moroni… |
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The All-American angel! |
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My people lived here long, Long ago! |
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This is a history of my race |
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Please read the words within |
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We were Jews who met with Christ. |
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But we were All-American |
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But don’t let anybody see |
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These plates except for you… |
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They are only for you to see… |
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Even if people ask you to show the plates to them. |
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Don't. |
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Just copy them on to normal paper. |
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Even though this might make them question |
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If the plates are real or not… |
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This is sort of what God is going for… |
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Joseph took the plates home |
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And wrote down what he found inside. |
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He turned those plates into a book, |
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Then rushed into town and cried: |
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Hey! God spoke to me and gave me this blessed ancient tome |
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He hath commanded me to publish it |
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And stick it in every home. |
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Wow! So the Bible is actually a trilogy, |
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and Book of Mormon is Return Of The Jedi? |
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I'M interested. |
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Now, many people didn't BELIEVE the prophet Joseph Smith. |
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They thought he'd made up this part three |
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That was buried by a tree On a hill in his backyard. |
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Liar! |
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But Joe said |
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This is no lie, |
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I speak to God all the time |
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And he's told me to head west! |
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So I'll take my part three From the hill with the tree, |
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Feel free if you'd like to come along with me |
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To the promised land! |
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The PROMISED LAND?! |
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Paradise! |
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On the west coast! |
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Nothing but fruit and fields As far as the eye can see! |
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Have you heard of The All-American prophet? |
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He found a brand-new book about Jesus Christ! |
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We’re following him to paradise, |
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We call ourselves Mormon, |
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And our new religion is |
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All-American. |
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How much does it all cost? |
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The Mormons kept on searching for that place to settle down |
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But every time they thought they found it |
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They got kicked out of town |
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And even though people wanted to see the golden plates |
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Joseph never showed 'em! |
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I have maggots in my scrotum. |
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Um, okay… Well anyway |
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Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. |
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On the way to the promised land. Mormons made people mad. |
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Joseph was shot by an angry mob and knew he'd soon be done |
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You must lead the people now, |
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My good friend Brigham Young. |
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Oh God why are you letting me die |
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Without having me show people the plates? |
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They’ll have no proof I was telling the truth or not |
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They’ll have to believe it just cuz. |
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Oh. |
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I guess that’s kind of what you were going for. |
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Blargggh… |
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The prophet Joseph Smith died for what he believed in. |
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But his followers, they kept heading west. |
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And Brigham Young led them to paradise. |
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A sparkling land in Utah they named Salt Lake City. |
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And there the Mormons multiplied! |
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And made big Mormon families!! |
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Generation to generation until finally… |
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they made me! |
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And now it’s my job |
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to lead you where those early settlers |
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were led so long ago |
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Have you heard of the |
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All-American prophet? |
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Kevin Price! |
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The next in line to be the voice of God? |
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My best friend! |
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He’s gonna do something incredible! |
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And be Joseph Smith again! |
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Cuz' Kevin Price the prophet is all, all, all, |
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All-American! |
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And if you order now we'll also throw in a set of steak knives! |
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All-American! |
