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Long ago when I was five |
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I snuck in the kitchen late at night |
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And ate a donut with maple glaze. |
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My father asked who ate the snack |
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I said that it was my brother Jack |
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And Jack got grounded for 14 days. |
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I’ve lived with the guilt all of my life |
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And the terrible vision that I had that night |
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No please! I don’t wanna go baaaaack! |
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ! |
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Down down thy soul is cast! |
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From the earth whenceforth ye fell! |
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The path of fire leads thee to spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now! |
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And now I’ve gone and done it again. |
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Rectus! |
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I’ve committed another awful sin. |
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Dominus! |
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I left my mission companion all alone. |
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Spookytus! |
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Oh God, how could I have done this to you? |
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Deus! |
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How could I break rule seventy-two? |
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Creepyus! |
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And now my soul hath just been thrown – |
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Back into spooky Mormon hell dream. |
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Down, down to Satan’s realm, |
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See where you belong! |
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There is nothing you can do, |
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No escape from Spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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You blamed your brother for eating the donut |
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and now you walk out on your mission companion? |
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You’re a DICK! |
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Jesus, I’m sorry! |
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Jesus hates you this we know! |
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For Jesus just told you so! |
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You remember Lucifer! |
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He is even spoo-ki-er! |
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Minions of Hades |
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Have you heard the news? |
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Kevin was caught playing hooky! |
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Now he’s back With all you Cath’lics and Jews |
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It’s super spooky-wooky! |
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I’m sorry Lord it was selfish of me to break the rules |
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Please, I don’t wanna be in this Spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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Spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran! |
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Their spirits all surround you! |
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Spooky spooky spoooo-ky! |
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I started a war and killed millions of Jews, |
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I slaughtered the Chinese! |
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I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse, |
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I got O.J. freed! |
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You think that’s bad? |
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I broke rule seventy two! |
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Hoh!?! |
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I left my companion! |
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I’m way worse than you! |
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I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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Spooky Mormon hell dream. |
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Heavenly Father! Please give me one more chance! I won’t break the rules again! |
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I can’t believe Jesus called me a dick! |
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Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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You are never waking up from spooky Mormon hell dream! |
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Oh, please help me Father! |
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Please let me wake up! |
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Give me one more chance! I won’t let you down again! |
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Down down, thy soul is cast From the earth whenceforth ye fell |
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This must be it, you must be there, you must be in |
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Spooky Mormon hell dream now! |
