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Joseph Smith American Moses

Joseph Smith American Moses

歌名 Joseph Smith American Moses
歌手 Various Artists
专辑 The Book of Mormon (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
原歌词
[00:00.19] AND NOW, we wish to honor you with The story of JOSEPH SMITH
[00:06.99] THE AMERICAN MOSES!
[00:09.39] Oh! This is very good! Praise Christ!
[00:13.64] Mormon!
[00:16.95] I am going to take you back in time.
[00:19.90] Mormon!
[00:20.65] To the United States, 1823…
[00:23.36] Mormon!
[00:24.01] A small and poor village called Oopstate New York.
[00:26.86] Oop-state!
[00:27.52] There was disease and famine.
[00:30.22] So sick!
[00:30.97] But also in this village lived a simple farmer who would change everything.
[00:36.07] His name… was Joseph Smith.
[00:40.83] Ya ya ya ya ya ya
[00:41.15] ya ya ya
[00:42.35] HA – OOM!
[00:44.55] Joseph Smith
[00:45.80] American Moses!
[00:47.80] Praise be to Joseph,
[00:49.70] American prophet man.
[00:51.70] Ay, my name is Joseph Smith.
[00:53.90] I’m going to fuck this baby.
[00:56.45] What?!
[00:57.00] HA – OOM!
[00:57.60] No no Joseph!. Don’t fuck da baby!
[01:01.00] Joseph Smith. Don’t fuck da baby!
[01:04.74] Suddenly the clouds parted,
[01:06.74] and Joseph Smith was visited by God!
[01:09.59] HA – OOM!
[01:10.49] Joseph Smith!
[01:12.19] Do not fuck a baby!
[01:14.39] I’ll get rid of your AIDS
[01:16.19] If you fuck dis frog.
[01:23.25] Joseph Smith fucked the frog God gave to him and his AIDS went away!
[01:28.50] Then, a great wizard named MORONI appeared from the starship Enterprise!
[01:33.31] Joseph Smith.
[01:35.21] Your village is shit.
[01:37.41] You shall lead your villagers to a new village.
[01:40.52] TAKE THESE FUCKING GOLDEN PLATES!
[01:42.33] Oh – way!
[01:44.38] And on the plates were written the directions to a new land
[01:48.48] SALT – TA – LAAAAY – SITI!
[01:51.68] Salt – ta – laaaay – siti!
[01:55.03] Joseph tried to convince ALL the villagers to follow him and his golden plates!
[02:00.55] Liberation! Equality!
[02:02.45] No more slavery for Oopstate Mormon people!
[02:06.80] I GOT THE GOLDEN PLATES!
[02:07.95] Gold plates.
[02:09.20] I’m gonna lead the people.
[02:10.51] We head west!
[02:11.63] We gotta stick togeddah.
[02:13.14] Mormons!
[02:14.09] We gotta help each uddah.
[02:15.54] We’re Mormons!
[02:16.54] And so we climb the mountain.
[02:17.99] We head west.
[02:18.99] And we cross the river.
[02:20.45] We head west!
[02:21.40] And we fight the oppression.
[02:23.10] Mormons!
[02:23.80] By being nice to ev’ryone.
[02:25.45] We’re Mormons!
[02:26.91] Not so fast, Mormons!
[02:28.41] You shall not pass MY mountain!
[02:30.91] Down from the mountain, look who comes!
[02:32.77] The American warlord, Brigham Young!
[02:34.47] Yes, I am Brigham Young!
[02:37.82] I cut off my daughter’s clitoris!
[02:40.02] That made God angry, so he turned my nose into a clit for punishment!
[02:45.39] Brigham Young!
[02:46.94] His nose was a clitoris.
[02:49.29] What will you do Joseph?
[02:50.49] Will you fight the clitoris man?
[02:52.50] Not fight him…help him!
[02:56.80] Joseph Smith took his magical fuck frog and rubbed it upon Brigham Young’s clit face.
[03:02.52] And behold, Brigham was CURED!
[03:07.37] Joseph Smith - magical AIDS frog
[03:10.78] Brigham Young - frog on his clit face
[03:15.29] Brigham Young was so grateful,
[03:17.59] he decided to join the Mormons on their journey.
[03:21.70] C0mpassion!
[03:22.85] Courtesy!
[03:23.65] Let’s be really fucking polite to everyone!
[03:27.96] I got the golden plates.
[03:29.02] Gold plates.
[03:30.32] I’m gonna lead the people.
[03:31.47] We head west!
[03:32.72] We gotta stick togeddah.
[03:34.07] Mormons!
[03:36.33] Now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad.
[03:40.68] Ohhhh…..
[03:42.49] After traveling for so long,
[03:44.90] the Mormons ran out of fresh water,
[03:47.40] and became sick…with dysentery!
[03:51.96] Mormon go to da watah
[03:53.27] Watah go to da cup
[03:55.37] Cup go to da stomach
[03:56.82] Shit come out da butt
[03:59.02] Shit go in da watah
[04:00.52] Watah go in da cup
[04:01.92] Shit go down da stomach
[04:03.17] Shit come out da butt.
[04:04.67] Oh fuck!
[04:06.82] Oh no! The prophet Joseph Smith is now getting sick!
[04:11.94] Shit go in da watah
[04:13.29] Watah go in da cup
[04:14.39] Cup go to da thirsty
[04:15.74] Shit go to da stomach
[04:17.30] Blood come out da butt
[04:18.55] Blood go to da watah
[04:19.85] Watah go in da cup
[04:21.30] Cup go to da throat
[04:22.70] Shit blood in da stomach
[04:23.85] Shit blood in da mouth
[04:25.16] Shit blood on da insides
[04:26.52] Watah come out da butt!
[04:28.32] Brigham Young!
[04:29.47] You must take the golden plates and lead the Mormons to the Promised Land!
[04:38.47] Desperation! Mortality! Loss of Faith!
[04:42.29] Ahhhh –
[04:45.50] Got the golden plates.
[04:47.01] Gold plates.
[04:47.86] Gonna lead the people.
[04:48.96] We head west!
[04:50.11] Even thought their prophet had died,
[04:52.36] the Mormons stuck together, and helped each other,
[04:55.86] and were really nice to everyone they came across.
[04:58.86] And then one day,
[05:00.61] the Mormons finally FOUND Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
[05:06.01] Sal Tlay Ka Siti!
[05:09.66] And there, the Mormons danced with Ewoks!
[05:12.77] And were greeted by Jesus!
[05:15.82] Welcome Mormons!
[05:18.37] Now let’s all have as MANY BABIES AS WE CAN!
[05:21.78] To make BIG MORMON FAMILIES!!!!
[05:29.18] F*k your woman,
[05:29.98] F*k your man!
[05:31.19] It is all part of God’s plan,
[05:33.79] Mormons fuck all that they can
[05:35.75] Here in Salt Lake City land!
[05:38.30] Thank you, thank you God!
[05:41.53] (Now we are fucking!)
[05:42.78] Thank you, thank you God!
[05:46.23] (God wants us fucking)
[05:47.38] Thank you, thank you God!
[05:50.69] (Get back to fucking)
[05:51.94] Thank you, thank you God!
[05:56.74] Joseph Smith fuck frog
[05:58.19] Brigham Young clit face
[05:59.49] Shit come out de butt,
[06:00.99] Jesus says fuck fuck
[06:03.54] Mormons!!!!!
歌词翻译
[00:00.19] 现在，我们希望大人您欣赏这个约瑟夫史密斯的故事
[00:06.99] 美国摩西！
[00:09.39] 哦！这很不错啊！赞美基督！
[00:13.64] 摩门！
[00:16.95] 我要带你穿越时间。
[00:19.90] 摩门！
[00:20.65] 回到1823年的合众国
[00:23.36] 摩门！
[00:24.01] 一个被称作糟糕烂地纽约的又穷又小的村庄
[00:26.86] 糟糕烂地！
[00:27.52] 这里疾病与饥荒横行
[00:30.22] 真病态！
[00:30.97] 但就是在这个村子里还住着一个会改变一切的单纯农民
[00:36.07] 他的名字……叫做约瑟夫史密斯
[00:40.83] 呀呀呀呀呀呀
[00:41.15] 呀呀呀
[00:42.35] 阿吼！
[00:44.55] 约瑟夫史密斯
[00:45.80] 美国摩西！
[00:47.80] 赞美约瑟夫！
[00:49.70] 美国先知
[00:51.70] 哎，我叫约瑟夫史密斯
[00:53.90] 我要操这个婴孩
[00:56.45] 什么！？
[00:57.00] 阿吼！
[00:57.60] 不不不，约瑟夫！不要动那个婴孩！
[01:01.00] 约瑟夫！不要动那个婴孩！
[01:04.74] 刹那间云彩被分开了
[01:06.74] 然后约瑟夫史密斯看见了上帝！
[01:09.59] 阿吼！
[01:10.49] 约瑟夫史密斯
[01:12.19] 不要动那个婴孩！
[01:14.39] 我会治好你的爱滋
[01:16.19] 只要你操这个青蛙
[01:23.25] 约瑟夫史密斯干了上帝给他的青蛙，然后他的爱滋就痊愈了！
[01:28.50] 接着，一个叫摩罗乃的大法师从企业号飞船上走了下来！
[01:33.31] 约瑟夫史密斯
[01:35.21] 你的村庄烂透了！
[01:37.41] 你该带着你的村民去一个新村子
[01:40.52] 带着这些操蛋金盘子！
[01:42.33] 离开！
[01:44.38] 在这些盘子上写着通往新村子的导航
[01:48.48] 艳—辉—之—城（盐湖之城）
[01:51.68] 艳—辉—之—城
[01:55.03] 约瑟夫试着说服所有村民跟着他和他的金盘子
[02:00.55] 解放！平等！
[02:02.45] 糟糕摩门众再也不是奴隶啦！
[02:06.80] 我有金盘子
[02:07.95] 金盘子
[02:09.20] 我要领导群众
[02:10.51] 我们一路向西！
[02:11.63] 我们同心协力！
[02:13.14] 摩门！
[02:14.09] 我们要帮助每个人
[02:15.54] 我们是摩门教徒！
[02:16.54] 所以我们翻过了山
[02:17.99] 我们一路向西！
[02:18.99] 所以我们跨过了河
[02:20.45] 我们一路向西！
[02:21.40] 我们与压迫斗争！
[02:23.10] 摩门！
[02:23.80] 以和善对每一个人！
[02:25.45] 我们是摩门教徒！
[02:26.91] 别着急，摩门教徒！
[02:28.41] 你们别想通过我的山头！
[02:30.91] 在山脚下，那是谁来了！
[02:32.77] 美国军阀，杨百翰！
[02:34.47] 没错，我就是杨百翰！
[02:37.82] 我切了我女儿的阴蒂
[02:40.02] 这让上帝愤怒，所以他把我的鼻子变成了一个阴蒂作为惩罚！
[02:45.39] 杨百翰！
[02:46.94] 他鼻子是个阴蒂。
[02:49.29] 你打算怎么办，约瑟夫？
[02:50.49] 你会跟这个阴面人打起来吗？
[02:52.50] 不打他……帮助他！
[02:56.80] 约瑟夫史密斯拿着他的魔力蛙擦了擦杨百翰的阴蒂脸
[03:02.52] 然后看啊，杨百翰被治愈了！
[03:07.37] 约瑟夫史密斯 —— 魔力艾滋蛙
[03:10.78] 杨百翰 ——青蛙在他的阴蒂脸上
[03:15.29] 杨百翰非常感激
[03:17.59] 他决定加入这帮摩门教的旅途
[03:21.70] 怜悯！
[03:22.85] 礼貌！
[03:23.65] 要他妈的对每个人都他妈的礼貌起来！
[03:27.96] 我有金盘子
[03:29.02] 金盘子
[03:30.32] 我要领导群众
[03:31.47] 我们一路向西！
[03:32.72] 我们同心协力
[03:34.07] 摩门！
[03:36.33] 下面的我们的故事会有一点点悲伤
[03:40.68] 噢……
[03:42.49] 在长途跋涉的旅行后
[03:44.90] 摩门教众们用光了净水
[03:47.40] 纷纷病倒……还患上了痢疾！
[03:51.96] 摩门教众去打水
[03:53.27] 水打入杯里
[03:55.37] 通过杯子流入胃里
[03:56.82] 屎从屁股里出来
[03:59.02] 屎流进了水里
[04:00.52] 水打入杯里
[04:01.92] 屎流进胃里
[04:03.17] 屎从屁股里出来
[04:04.67] 哦 操！
[04:06.82] 哦，不好！先知约瑟夫史密斯病倒了！
[04:11.94] 屎流进了水里
[04:13.29] 水打入杯里
[04:14.39] 杯子到口渴的人手里
[04:15.74] 屎流进胃里
[04:17.30] 血从屁股里流出来
[04:18.55] 血流进了水里
[04:19.85] 水被打进杯里
[04:21.30] 水从杯里进喉里
[04:22.70] 屎血流进了胃里
[04:23.85] 屎血流进了嘴里
[04:25.16] 屎血流进了身体
[04:26.52] 水从屁股里出来
[04:28.32] 杨百翰！
[04:29.47] 你得接手这些金盘子，并领导摩门教徒去人间乐土！
[04:38.47] 绝望！高死亡率！丧失信念！
[04:42.29] 啊啊啊啊——
[04:45.50] 拿到了金盘子
[04:47.01] 金盘子
[04:47.86] 要领导群众
[04:48.96] 我们一路向西！
[04:50.11] 尽管他们的先知已死
[04:52.36] 这些摩门教徒依然同心协力并帮助他人
[04:55.86] 并友善对待他们遇到的每个人
[04:58.86] 之后有一天
[05:00.61] 这些摩门教徒终于发现了艳辉之城！
[05:06.01] 艳-辉-之-城！
[05:09.66] 之后，摩门教徒们和依娃族人（星球大战6里的毛茸茸小人）一起舞蹈
[05:12.77] 并且被耶稣所接待！
[05:15.82] 欢迎啊 摩门教徒们！
[05:18.37] 现在让我们不停造人吧！
[05:21.78] 去造出一个摩门大家庭！
[05:29.18] 操你的女人！
[05:29.98] 上你的汉子！
[05:31.19] 这是上帝的旨意！
[05:33.79] 摩门干遍了他们能干的
[05:35.75] 就在那盐湖之 城
[05:38.30] 谢谢，谢谢你上帝！
[05:41.53] （现在我们正在搞！）
[05:42.78] 谢谢，谢谢你上帝！
[05:46.23] （上帝想要我们搞！）
[05:47.38] 谢谢，谢谢你上帝！
[05:50.69] （回来接着搞！）
[05:51.94] 谢谢，谢谢你上帝！
[05:56.74] 约瑟夫史密斯干青蛙
[05:58.19] 杨百翰的阴蒂脸
[05:59.49] 屎从屁股里出来
[06:00.99] 上帝说要干要干
[06:03.54] 摩门！！