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I thought I'd be happy in heaven |
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I thought it would be swell |
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I thought I'd be happy in heaven |
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In fact I'm as unhappy as hell |
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The harps, they all bore me |
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St. Peter's jokes are a farce |
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The angels look down their noses |
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Because I'm from a different class |
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St. Mathews discovered religion |
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He converts people every day |
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Whenever he gets near me |
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I tell him to go away |
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St. Christopher, I've been rude to him |
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I told him what he could do with his staff |
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I told him where he could stick it |
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And he didn't laugh |
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Only old Mary is good'un |
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Yeah, she's a good sort |
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She's generous with everyone |
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She's a good sport |
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And God, he's a miserable bastard |
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He's always making up rules |
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I'm terribly disillusioned |
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I think he's a silly old fool |
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Jesus, he plays the guitar |
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He sings like Joni Mitchell |
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I thought I'd be happy in heaven |
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But in fact I'm unhappy as hell |
