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MISS TRUNCHBULL: This school of late has started reeking - |
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Quiet, maggots, when I'm speaking! - |
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Reeking with a most disturbing scent... |
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Only the finest nostrils smell it |
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But I know it oh-too-well |
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It is the odour of rebellion |
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It's the bouquet of dissent! |
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And you may bet your britches |
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This headmistress |
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Finds this foul odiferousness |
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Wholly olfactorily insulting |
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And so to stop the stench's spread |
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I find a session of phys. ed |
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Sorts the merely rank from the revolting |
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The smell of rebellion comes out in the sweat |
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And phys. ed. will get you sweating |
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And it won't be long before I smell the pong |
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Of aiding and abetting! |
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A bit of phys. ed. will tell us who |
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Has a head full of rebellious thoughts |
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Hold! Hold! |
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Just like a rotten egg floats |
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To the top of a bucket of water |
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The smell of rebellion! (One, two) |
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The stench of revolt! (Three, four) |
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The reek of insubordination! (I can't take it anymore!) |
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The whiff of resistance!(One, two, three, four...) |
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The pong of dissent! |
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The funk of mutiny in action! (That's not right!) |
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Before a weed becomes too big and greedy |
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You really need to nip it in the bud |
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POSITION TWO! |
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Before the worm starts to turn |
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You must scrape off the dirt |
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And rip it from the mud! |
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The whiff of insurgence! (One, two, three, four...) |
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The stench of intent! (One, two, three, four...) |
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The reek of pre-pubescent protest! (But that's not right!) |
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The funk of defiance! (One, two, three, four...) |
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The odour of coup! (One, two, three, four...) |
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The waft of anarchy in progress! (I can't take it anymore!) |
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Once we've exercised these demons |
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They shall be too pooped for dreaming! |
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Some double-time discipline |
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Should stop the rot from setting in! |
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All right - let's step it up. Double-time! |
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One, two, three, four! |
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Discipline! Discipline! |
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For children who aren't listening |
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For midgets who are fidgeting |
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And whispering in history |
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Their chattering and chittering |
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Their nattering and twittering |
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Is tempered with a smattering of discipline! |
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We must begin insisting on rigidity and discipline |
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Persistently resisting this anarchistic mischieving |
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These minutes you are frittering on pandering and pitying |
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While little ones like this |
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They just want discipline |
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The simpering and whimpering |
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The dribbling and the spittling |
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The 'Miss, I need a tissue' is an issue we can fix |
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There is no mystery to mastering |
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The art of classroom mistressing |
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It's discipline, discipline, discipline! |
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The smell of rebellion! |
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The stench of revolt! |
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The reek of pre-pubescent plotting! |
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The whiff of resistance! |
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The pong of dissent! |
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The funk of moral fibre rotting! |
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Imagine a world with no children |
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Close your eyes and just dream |
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Imagine. Come on - try it... |
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The peace and the quiet... |
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A babbling stream... |
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Now imagine a woods with a cottage |
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And inside that cottage we find |
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A dwarf called Zeke, a carnival freak |
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Who can fold paper hats with his mind |
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And he says, "Don't let them steal your horses! No!" |
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"Don't let them throw them away! No!" |
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"If you find your way through," |
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"They'll be waiting for you," |
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"Singing 'neigh neigh'!" |
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CHILD, spoken: She's mad! |
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MISS TRUNCHBULL: Aha! And there, just like I said |
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The stinking maggot rears his head |
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Even the squittiest, pittiest mess |
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Can harbour seeds of stinkiness |
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Have you ever seen anything more repellent?! |
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Have you ever smelled anything worse |
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Than that smell of rebellion?! |
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The stench of revolt! (Discipline, discipline. No more whispering. Children need discipline. Cut out their whimpering) |
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The reek of insubordination! (If you're mischeiving, she'll sniff you out, without a doubt. She's a snout in a million!) |
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The whiff of resistance! (Discipline, discipline, No more whispering. Children need discipline. Cut out their whimpering) |
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The pong of dissent!(If you're mischeiving, she'll sniff you out, without a doubt. She's a snout in a million!) |
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And I will not stop 'til you are squashed! |
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'Til this rebellion is quashed! |
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'Til glorious, sweaty discipline has washed this sickening scent... |
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Away! |
