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You tell me that you love me when |
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I'm lying by your side |
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You tell me that |
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I am the only one who understands your troubled mind |
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That I am blind to any evil you can do |
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And that I love you more than any other girl could ever do |
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You love the things that |
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I love: you love art and you love books |
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And you love love as much as |
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I do and you love my dirty looks |
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And you love me right now |
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So how can you love... |
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Vegemite? |
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It tastes like sadness |
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It tastes like batteries |
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It tastes like asses |
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I cannot hold a man so close who spreads this cancer on his toast |
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It is the |
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Vegemite, my darling, or it's me |
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You have to make a fucking choice |
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I cannot sit with you at breakfast |
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The very smell of it obliterates my senses |
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And if that weren't bad enough you also eat the shit for lunch |
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Which means we can't spend any time together |
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What kind of relationship is that? |
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The choice is yours, my heart is in your hands... |
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Please wash your hands |
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You just ate |
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Vegemite for lunch you selfish bastard |
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It's all about you, isn't it? |
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It's just take, take, take, take |
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What about me? |
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What about my feelings? |
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I'm sorry |
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I had this really awful experience when |
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I was six years old |
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And our British next door neighbor, |
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Christopher |
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Gill, he was babysitting us |
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And he made me eat an entire spoonful of |
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Marmite Which is just like |
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Vegemite pretty much except it's even grosser |
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He made me eat it by telling me it was chocolate fudge |
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And so I swallowed the whole thing and then |
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I had to go to the bathroom and throw up |
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And it really traumatized me and |
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I'm sorry |
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I got so emotional, |
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I just... |
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I love you, and no matter what you eat |
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I'll always love you completely |
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I might just always leave the room at meal times |
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Or refuse to kiss or touch you for a week |
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If you insist on putting that foul death paste in your mouth |
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You're in my heart, but put yourself inside my shoes |
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I have to know, it shouldn't be too hard to choose |
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I know it's tearing you apart, but it's the way it has to be |
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It is the |
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Vegemite, my darling |
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It is the |
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Vegemite, my darling |
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Put down the |
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Vegemite, you fucker, or |
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I'll leave |