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(cjzhg music) |
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Things have come to a pretty pass, |
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Our romance is growing flat, |
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For you like this and the other |
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While I go for this and that. |
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Goodness knows what the end will be; |
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Oh, I don't know where I'm at... |
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It looks as if we two will never be one, |
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Something must be done. |
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You say eether and I say eyether, |
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You say neether and I say nyther; |
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Eether, eyether, neether, nyther, |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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You like potato and I like potahto, |
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You like tomato and I like tomahto; |
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Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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But oh! If we call the whole thing off, |
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Then we must part. |
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And oh! If we ever part, |
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Then that might break my heart! |
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So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas, |
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I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas. |
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For we know we need each other, |
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So we better call the calling off off. |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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You say laughter and I say lawfter, |
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You say after and I say awfter; |
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Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter, |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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You like vanilla and I like vanella, |
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You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella; |
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Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry! |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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But oh! If we call the whole thing off, |
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Then we must part. |
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And oh! If we ever part, |
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Then that might break my heart! |
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So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters |
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I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters. |
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For we know we need each other, |
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So we better call the calling off off! |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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You say eether and you say eyether, |
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You say neether and you say nyther; |
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Eether, eyether, neether, nyther, |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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You like potato and you like potahto, |
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You like tomato and you like tomahto; |
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Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto! |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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But oh! If we call the whole thing off, |
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Then we must part. |
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And oh! If we ever part, |
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Then that might break my heart! |
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So, if you like pajamas (like pajamas), |
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I like pajahmas(you got pajahmas). |
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For we know we need each other, |
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So we better call the calling off off. |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |
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Let's call the whole thing off! |